Recently I posted about Hillbilly Can Holders that were featured in this goofy catalog we get in the mail. Some of you commented that they looked a little ridiculous but that you’d consider actually buying them. Other folks wrote that they actually HAVE used them in the past.
And I’m man enough to admit you may have swayed me a bit. I haven’t decided to go out and get me a set of those things but I can at least appreciate the benefits of having them at certain times. Like when you’re throwing parties in empty fields and no one has enough sense to bring a chair or table.
Today I have another item from this catalog to share. This one is a book. A book encouraging you to PAWS FOR A MOMENT WITH GOD.
Before you write any nasty comments you need to know I love animals. Sure I prefer dogs to cats but I have no problems with cats. That grumpy cat cracks me up!
And I wouldn’t fault or poke fun at someone who prays or shows their faith in their own way. We all have different levels of spiritualism and the freedom to . It’s one of the things that makes this country great.
HOWEVER… at the bottom of this book it says “Devotions Best Enjoyed In The Company Of A Cat” and that just made me laugh. Are there people out there who will buy this book, grab their favorite feline and plop down in front of a fire to read these out loud? And if so, will the cat do anything more than lick itself and go to sleep?
And as a guy who likes to write and has published a book myself… can someone please tell me how an author decided this book HAD to be written? And more important how in the holy-cat-farting-hell did some publisher buy it?!??!?
I want to buy this book just so that I can find out who the publisher is. I will then go to the home of the publishing company president and explain to this person that there are a million authors out there self publishing books far superior to this crap. Lastly I’ll punch this person in the balls (or boobs) for all of you folks who have ever considered writing a book.