It’s time for some classic Simple Dude – in the form of a re-post from my past. This one goes back two years – it was one of my first posts actually. I felt it was timely, since it’s about the Minnesota State Fair – something going on right now. Enjoy:
I’m sure you’ve been to a State Fair, County Fair, carnival etc. Here in Minnesota we have our annual State Fair going on now. But this is not your normal fair, it’s what you imagine a State or County Fair to be… but all hopped up on caffeine, steroids and a giant bucket of deep fried bacon grease.
The Minnesota State Fair is the biggest in the country in terms of attendance, attracting 2 million people over 12 days on a permanent 320 acre fairground space. How big is 320 acres? I have no idea. What am I, a farmer? I looked at their official website and that’s what it says… I just know it’s damn big.
We all just call it “The Fair” like it’s some living breathing thing. And one of the things The Fair is known for is having a LOT of food “on a stick.” What the hell does that mean? Well, you’ve had a corn dog right? That’s on a stick. At the Minnesota State Fair you can get dozens of foods on a stick. Chicken, pork chops, mashed potatoes, mac & cheese, fruit, deep fried cheese, bacon, sushi, etc. Yes all of those are available on a stick. No shit.
Another goofy thing about The Fair is the Princess Kay of the Milky Way. Kind of a spaced out title. Her big claim to fame? She gets to pose and have her likeness carved out of butter by a sculptor. Again, No shit. It starts out as a big ass block of butter, then becomes a big ass butter likeness of a girl. It sits on display in a refrigerated case during the run of the fair for people to come see it. And they do… for the love of God they LINE UP to see it.
I know what this sounds like, but we are NOT just a bunch of backwoods mouth breathers here in the northland. We even have running water and paved roads. But the Fair is just one of those things we all do, even though we’re not always proud of it.
Another hook is all the weird new foods each year that people have to try. In the past we’ve had fried Twinkies and candy bars.. on a stick of course. One of this year’s new foods is a grilled banana, chocolate and marshmallow sandwich. Imagine a grilled cheese sandwich but banana, chocolate and marshmallow instead of the cheese. And some powdered sugar on top. I have to admit I did try one of these… tasted like a heart attack between a couple grilled pieces of bread.
It was damn good.