Dog Owners Are Stupid

Posted by Simple Dude | Posted in Dog, Stupid People | Posted on 13-07-2012

And yes, I say dog owners are stupid being completely and fully aware that I myself am also a dog owner.

But it’s true.  People with dogs will buy the stupidest things… so by default, they are stupid.  Or something like that.

Believe it or not, this stupid thing is $80!

I saw this at Petco a few weeks ago.  It’s a booster seat that lets small dogs sit up high enough on the car seat to be able to see what’s going on out on the road.  Which is good because he can help you with directions if you get lost… right?

Our dog wouldn’t sit in this thing for more than 30 seconds.

She would hop out of it and climb to the back seat to look out the back window.

Then she’d climb back to the front seat, look at this thing and wonder why it’s hanging there.

But only for a second, as she would then climb to the back seat again to see if anything had changed in the 15 seconds since she was back there.  But soon enough she’d get bored and climb to the front seat again.

At this point in time she’d attempt to clumsily climb back into the booster, only to break the straps – sending her and the booster tumbling down to the floor of the car, distracting the hell out of me causing me to have a near miss with the soccer mom’s mini van going 10 miles below the speed limit in front of me.

All this would take place in the span of about two minutes.

No thanks.




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