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Eat At Chubby’s?
Posted by Simple Dude | Posted in Food, Stupid People | Posted on 11-06-2012
There is a sign that is not too far from my house. I see it a few times per week but never really slowed down enough to read what it said until last week. And when I did, all I could do was laugh.
Then of course I had to double back, pull over and snap a quick picture of this sign. The road it’s on gets plenty of traffic, so lots of people see it every single day. Here is a close up:
This sign gives me a few thoughts:
1. Apparently there is a restaurant called CHUBBY’S on 121st & University Avenue (according to the sign) which is just a few miles from my house. I have driven past that intersection a handful of times in the last few months and have never even noticed a restaurant – yet this sign has been there for many months too.
2. Come on, the sign looks like shit. It’s hand written, stuck into the boulevard next to a major road.
3. It’s doubtful that I would ever see a small hand written sign (that isn’t even fit for a yard sale) advertising a restaurant and think to myself “man I really want to eat there.”
4. There is no way in HELL I would ever see a small hand written sign (that isn’t even fit for a yard sale) advertising a restaurant called CHUBBY’S and think to myself “man I really want to eat there.”
Seriously… what are these people thinking?!?!
You know… this is so incredibly ridiculous that I might just have to actually go EAT AT CHUBBY’S. First I’d have to find it as it seems to be well hidden.
What do you think? Worth the risk? Could make for some good blog material I guess – so I’d have to document my visit with photos!
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I want you to make sure Chubby’s IS a restaurant. I’d be careful if I was you, lmbo!!!
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Posted on: Jun/11/2012@9:30 am
@Sheila: Good point… I better do a drive-by or two first!
Posted on: Jun/11/2012@9:32 am
I’d want a condom if I ate at Chubby’s. But wouldn’t know what to do with it, yet I’d still want it. Afterwards I’d walk out itching all over.
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Posted on: Jun/11/2012@9:38 am
Actually I think the gorilla advertising is rather brilliant. Think about it it, besides now being on a blog and people talking about it and spreading the word, Chubby’s is:
1. Saving money, maybe used towards the meals.
2. It probably is a hole in the wall and if you ever watch Diners Drive-Ins and Dives, those tend to be the best places.
3. Everyone sees it on a busy road.
4. Everyone will remember the name Chubby’s, either due to the erectile condition or being fluffy.
5. It makes people curious…you’re curious, how many other people in your are are curious enough to go to Chubby’s?
Makes perfect sense! Oh and good luck!
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Posted on: Jun/11/2012@10:14 am
Yes, I would definitely think you should eat at Chubby’s. As you noted, it would make for a good blog post. And maybe you’ll be shocked by an amazing meal!
Or you’ll get some crap food as the ladies change shifts. Either or, a good post.
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Posted on: Jun/11/2012@10:25 am
I agree with Kevin’s #2. You may find a gem of a restaurant there. Or you could just find really funny blog material.
I always think restaurants with any version of the word fat in them are brave and bold in this day and age.
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Posted on: Jun/11/2012@10:26 am
@ Kevin / Judy: Very true, I do watch Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives and you never know, old Chubby could be the next spot featured. They have done a number of spots here in the Minneapolis area.
@ PJ: I’m definitely in. We move out of that neighborhood in 2 weeks so I better move quickly! The tough part will be convincing the Lady Friend to join me. It may be a solo mission.
Posted on: Jun/11/2012@10:37 am
Ok. IF you can find it and there are a few cars there, go check it out. Then go inside and look the place over. That will help you decide if you want to go there or not. My husband seeks out these weird places when we travel and I’d say we’ve had some really good meals.
Posted on: Jun/11/2012@11:16 am
My first thought was this is probably just some creepers address. Might want to see if they have anything else on the menu first. Like herpes.
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Posted on: Jun/11/2012@12:56 pm
Go. Chances are, you won’t be disappointed. I’ve been to some restaurants that advertise with hand-written signs like this one, and you will realize that what they save on advertising goes into their food.
Posted on: Jun/11/2012@1:11 pm
Apparently Chubby’s has one Yelp review, with 5 stars, in which they state that Chubby’s doesn’t advertise much. ;0) They use kosher meats and bake fresh cookie and mini muffins daily. They also have squealers but I have no idea what squealers are. Maybe you could go eat one and explain it to me.
Posted on: Jun/11/2012@1:37 pm
@Eleanor: I saw that one single Yelp review. I have no idea what a squealer is either! And they don’t have any kind of web presence from what I can tell, no website, facebook, etc. They obviously need some marketing advice so if the food is indeed good then maybe I’ll offer my services!
Posted on: Jun/11/2012@2:35 pm
My curiously would get the best of me. I would take the risk if for not other reason then to see what it was all about. If you do find it, I can’t wait to see what you find.

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Posted on: Jun/11/2012@3:04 pm
Now you have to go because we are all dying to find out what the dealio is with Chubby’s. Take lots of pictures.
Posted on: Jun/11/2012@4:20 pm
I agree, this definately requires a further psot of investigation, if only to learn what a squealer is!
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Posted on: Jun/11/2012@4:47 pm
I went to “Pie Hole Pizza” on some shady advice, and was pleasantly surprised. Maybe Chubby’s will give you a chubby?
You won’t know… until you go…
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Posted on: Jun/11/2012@6:32 pm
That’s just how they suck you in!
Some big multinational throws up a charming hand-written sign and here come all of the hipsters, not even knowing the difference.
It’s just like when the big movie studios put Michael Cera in their films and then do opening credits that look like colored pencil and stencils.
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Posted on: Jun/11/2012@7:18 pm
I don’t see the problem! I mean, it seems legit and honestly what is wrong with being told to head through the kitchen, down into the basement, and to “make yourself comfortable” while a large woman smoked over a stove upstairs stirring a huge pot of what looks like chili? Just ignore the “rust” colored stains next to the chains in the corner. I promise, they’re not about to cook YOU or anything…they just want to feed you…yeah…feed you.
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Posted on: Jun/11/2012@7:39 pm
I would go and look for the restaurant just because I hadn’t noticed it and would want to check it out otherwise it would bug me that I had never seen the place………that said if I walk into a place that is like what Jewels discribed then I would leave pretty damn quick……….lol
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Posted on: Jun/11/2012@7:51 pm
Chubby’s – a possible euphemism trap?
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Posted on: Jun/11/2012@8:17 pm
You should definitely check the place out. But remember – you cannot mock small hand-written signs that aren’t even fit for a yard sale if they actually succeed in making you go eat at Chubby’s. Someone in marketing deserves a payrise.
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Posted on: Jun/11/2012@8:59 pm
It almost appears to be some kind of code, probably amongst drug dealers.
But yes, you HAVE to go eat there.
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Posted on: Jun/12/2012@12:20 am
Do it and report back to the group
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Posted on: Jun/12/2012@2:05 am
I would be dubious of eating anywhere called ‘Chubby’s', just as an added concern.
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Posted on: Jun/12/2012@6:09 am
definitely go eat at Chubs. It could be the best shit you ever put in your face!!! Blog all about it, I wanna know!! lols.
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Posted on: Jun/12/2012@10:03 am
Find it, go for it, write about it!
Posted on: Jun/12/2012@8:30 pm
Have you seen the movie, Bridesmaids? I haven’t either, except for one brief stop on my channel surfing the other night to see the, um, bridesmaids, I guess, all go to eat at what they claim was a Brazilian restaurant. Afterwards there is a CRAPTON of…see what I did there? But srsly, they throw up and poop themselves a lot after eating there. Essentially I’m taking the longest route possible to say this is probably what will happen to you if you eat @ Chubby’s.
Posted on: Jun/13/2012@3:00 pm
there is nothing wrong with chubby!
Posted on: Jun/19/2012@6:22 pm