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It’s A Mother Of A Day
Posted by Simple Dude | Posted in Dog, Holidays | Posted on 13-05-2012
Happy Mother’s Day! I know some of my followers are mothers… I am not one, in case you’re wondering. I was, sadly, born without a uterus. Tragic right? It’s a chromosome thing I guess.
But today will be the first time I’ve seen my own mother in months, as my parents just got back in town yesterday. They spend their winters in Arizona and apparently it’s finally too damn hot down there now, so they’re back in Minnesota.

A little Mother's Day funny for ya
As you probably know, the Lady Friend and I don’t have kids of our own. But we have our dog, TOWPO (The One Who Poops Outside) so she is the closest thing to offspring we have right now.
And what a great dog she is! For Mother’s Day She went out and bought a car adapter for my Lady Friend, which allows her to plug her iPod or phone into her car to listen to music. The Lady Friend has a fancy new phone so she’s going to load it up with music.
For those of you like me without kids… happy Sunday!
SD








woo hooo happy sunday. Kid free and loving it…which is not to say I don’t appreciate and love the moms in my life. But, I got to sleep in…hahaha suckas.
What a nice gift TOWPO got Lady Friend.
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Posted on: May/13/2012@9:28 am
Sunday’s beat Mother’s day. Sunday’s come around more often. Plus Mother’s day kind of sounds like Mondays.
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Posted on: May/13/2012@9:31 am
Happy Sunday to you and Happy Mother’s Day to your mom and your lady friend. PS: check out the flower illustrations for Mother’s Day and share with both of them. (and it’s free). http://findingourwaynow.com/2012/05/idraw-illustrations-flowers-for-mothers-day.html
Posted on: May/13/2012@10:09 am
Love that photo!!
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Posted on: May/13/2012@10:49 am
Yes! Happy Sunday to you and your Lady Friend. My hubby and I are child-free, as far as the human kids go. But we do have 9 of the 4-legged furry kind. I love the pic, though!
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Posted on: May/13/2012@10:53 am
Happy Sunday Simple Dude! Enjoy your mother’s day with your mommy, Lady Friend and doggie!
Posted on: May/13/2012@11:00 am
I wish my dog would buy me mothers day gifts. But maybe she finally figured out she was adopted?
Posted on: May/13/2012@5:57 pm
DON’T YOU DARE BECOME THE TYPE OF PEOPLE WHO TALK TO THEIR DOGS SAYING SHIT LIKE “GO SEE MOMMY SHE HAS A TREAT FOR YOU!” I would disown you for that. Word.
Please. Just promise you won’t ever be THAT person!
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Posted on: May/13/2012@6:14 pm
Haha! Love the pic dude — I’ve always thought that’s what those kid carts in supermarkets looked like.
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Posted on: May/13/2012@6:57 pm
This mother says thanks for the good wishes she had an awesome day more or less…………..
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Posted on: May/13/2012@8:08 pm
Happy Sunday to you too!
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Posted on: May/13/2012@11:16 pm
The only thing that I don’t like about being childless is that I don’t own a macaroni pencil holder. I really want one.
Posted on: May/14/2012@3:12 am
I love the picture! Seriously that is the funniest thing I have seen in a while. Well next to the picture of Bill Clinton in the 70′s that is on cracked.com right now.
I think Mother’s Day should result in mom’s doing absolutely nothing, but as a mom I fixed my own breakfast, did laundry and cleaned house, because why the hell should I get a day off ever !
A little bitter if you missed it.
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Posted on: May/14/2012@8:08 am
I love the funny picture. That is too cute!
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Posted on: May/14/2012@12:57 pm
I had a wonderful Sunday with the whole family with me. Thank you for thinking of all us mothers….
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Posted on: May/14/2012@3:02 pm
Very sweet of your dog to get your Lady Friend a gift. My puppies got me a gift as well.
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Posted on: May/14/2012@6:55 pm
Not having a child of your own, it doesn’t mean you cannot be a mother. You can be a mother with your niece, nephew or even with other’s children. Being a mother comes from the heart not from the blood alone.
Thanks for sharing that funny photo.. Cute cart!
Posted on: May/15/2012@8:11 am
Hey Dude! hope you enjoy your Sunday with your mom. I love the photo that you’ve shared with us. Thanks and i’m looking forward to read more from you!
Posted on: May/16/2012@3:34 am