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Reminds me of an email I get everyday promising to grow my manhood to 6 times its original size…
Marie Nicole recently posted: Emasculating

Even if she grew 6 times her original size, she’d still be a midget. Oops that’s the point, right? LOL
Sheila recently posted: Late Night Musing

After reading the first 2 comments, I’m kind of embarrassed to say I bought one of these in college.

…just as a joke, of course!
Brandon recently posted: Hey Wendy’s: What the Hell?

I bet the jailbirds are beatin’ each other silly to get their hands on these coveted items at the prison store.
justkeepinitrealfolks recently posted: TOTOLICIOUS!!!

Wait. What? Just add water? Wouldn’t she still only be about 3 feet tall? This is weird. I wonder what happens when it dries up?

I hear she puts out faster if you drop her in tequila instead.
Vinny C recently posted: A Step-By-Step Guide To Almost Failing A Class.

Well it is good that boys can do that. Girls just buy a boyfriend at the novelty store. It is always bigger and quieter and less hassle than the one we pick up at the bar.

We love you guys though, really!
Sweety Darlin’ recently posted: I popped my Indie Chick Cherry!

My husband would want to buy it just so he could see if it really worked…………lol and you know I would let him……lol
Jo-Anne recently posted: Meet Me On Monday

@Marie I get that same email
Maybe this would be useful for the guy who needs to grow his manhood.
Judy, Judy, Judy recently posted: I’m in love, y’all.

Oompa Loompa Lady… Sponge…

Well, if SpongeBob is your name, she’s a perfect fit…

WG
WilyGuy recently posted: I Killed My House Guests

Ouch, I can only imagine the pain and embarrassment of receiving one of these as a present.

And I can only imagine the pain and embarrassment of the trip to the hospital after trying it
Rusty recently posted: Space, between the rigs

I wonder who in his own mind will buy this thing. It sounds a little too desperate for me.

All I can say is – about time.
Michael D\\\’Agostino recently posted: Peanut Butter

It’s like sea monkeys…the only difference is its only one and you can’t kill it.
Kevin recently posted: Putting the FU in Funeral

These are hilarious, I haven’t actually seen these before, but we’ve bought the dinosaurs! hahahah
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I guess a blow-up doll is too expensive for some people, or maybe this is what longtime smokers have to settle for. They don’t have the oxygen needed to blow they lovers up.

Even at six times here original size, no, just no. Why would you…how would you? Brain broken.
Holly Folly recently posted: I Just Had the Worst Morning Ever

Are you taking orders? I could use these as bachelor/bachelorette party gifts.
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