I saw this in a novelty store the other day and had to snap a photo:
Have a good Monday!
A lover that’s made to order? How do you “love” that thing? Ugh…ewww. What purpose does that serve, even as a novelty? Who wants to have a pitcher of water hanging out on their counter with a gooey/slimy naked chick “growing” inside it. Some people scare me.
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Posted on: May/7/2012@9:00 am
Reminds me of an email I get everyday promising to grow my manhood to 6 times its original size…
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Posted on: May/7/2012@9:03 am
Even if she grew 6 times her original size, she’d still be a midget. Oops that’s the point, right? LOL
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Posted on: May/7/2012@9:23 am
After reading the first 2 comments, I’m kind of embarrassed to say I bought one of these in college.
…just as a joke, of course!
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Posted on: May/7/2012@9:41 am
I bet the jailbirds are beatin’ each other silly to get their hands on these coveted items at the prison store.
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Posted on: May/7/2012@10:22 am
Wait. What? Just add water? Wouldn’t she still only be about 3 feet tall? This is weird. I wonder what happens when it dries up?
Posted on: May/7/2012@10:56 am
I hear she puts out faster if you drop her in tequila instead.
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Posted on: May/7/2012@2:10 pm
Well it is good that boys can do that. Girls just buy a boyfriend at the novelty store. It is always bigger and quieter and less hassle than the one we pick up at the bar.
We love you guys though, really!
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Posted on: May/7/2012@4:17 pm
My husband would want to buy it just so he could see if it really worked…………lol and you know I would let him……lol
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Posted on: May/7/2012@5:03 pm
@Marie I get that same email
Maybe this would be useful for the guy who needs to grow his manhood.
Judy, Judy, Judy recently posted: I’m in love, y’all.
Posted on: May/7/2012@5:41 pm
Oompa Loompa Lady… Sponge…
Well, if SpongeBob is your name, she’s a perfect fit…
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Posted on: May/7/2012@6:29 pm
Ouch, I can only imagine the pain and embarrassment of receiving one of these as a present.
And I can only imagine the pain and embarrassment of the trip to the hospital after trying it
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Posted on: May/7/2012@7:02 pm
I wonder who in his own mind will buy this thing. It sounds a little too desperate for me.
Posted on: May/8/2012@3:26 am
All I can say is – about time.
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Posted on: May/8/2012@5:26 am
It’s like sea monkeys…the only difference is its only one and you can’t kill it.
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Posted on: May/8/2012@11:28 am
These are hilarious, I haven’t actually seen these before, but we’ve bought the dinosaurs! hahahah
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Posted on: May/8/2012@2:45 pm
I guess a blow-up doll is too expensive for some people, or maybe this is what longtime smokers have to settle for. They don’t have the oxygen needed to blow they lovers up.
Posted on: May/9/2012@2:23 am
Even at six times here original size, no, just no. Why would you…how would you? Brain broken.
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Posted on: May/9/2012@12:13 pm
Are you taking orders? I could use these as bachelor/bachelorette party gifts.
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Posted on: May/10/2012@10:30 am
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