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I am thinking it’s a toss up between the ice cream cake sampling and the naked oatmeal wrestling ring but that is just me LMAO
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Gimp room grabbed me right away, but then I thought well, that’d be just for me, how could you make the room fun to share with all? Paint it stark white, put absolutely nothing in it, and when visitors ask, tell them, “oh, we don’t go in there anymore, not since It happened. I don’t want to talk about it” and close thd door.

How about a body painting studio/ rave room combo?
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I have to agree with #1 — Ball Pit , add some slides.. yesss!
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I’m thinking a man room equipped with a stripper pole, bar, 55” HD LED tv, all types of sports memorabilia…I intend to make a room like this for my guy friend

OR

If you have enough room a billiard room with pub tables and a 55” LED TV!!!

Congrats on moving on up! Moving sucks but being somewhere cooler than you were before kind of helps make it suck less. When is the housewarming party?
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Congrats to you!!!

Congrats on the house!! I’m with Rusty 100%
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Okay I am all with the fetish porn set! I will even help with the mascot costuming if you need some. I love making mascots! Plus you can make a lot of money from that! THink of the plan you have an awesome big house with all this room, and now all of a sudden you don’t have to work because the streaming porn to the furries is making THOUSANDS of dollars a month!

I just want to be duly compensated for the costumes!
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If I had a spare room I would fill it up with two or three layers of white bean bag chairs and call it the cloud room. Then when poeple come over and ask about it I would just throw myself through the doorway and pretend to swim in them. Because that is how I roll.
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SEX SWING!!!!!!!!!! You won’t regret it.

You’re totally allowed to take some time off from the blog o’sphere for yourself. Real life does actually get to be a priority sometimes. And congrats on the new place!

I’m totally with whoever mentioned Ball Pitt. Of course, when I first skimmed it I thought it said Brad Pitt and I was for that idea as well.

For as much as I wish I had a snarky, witty suggestion, for me, it’d be all about art. I need a painting and crafting room so bad.
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Lady Friend probably suggested something ridiculous like “Guest Bedroom” which loosely translated equals “Punishment Area for Bad Simple Dudes”

Women…

Wg
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Totally with the ball pit idea. I would put a sign on one of the doors that says, “Time-out room” and pad it and keep a straight jacket in there. Maybe hang a few chain with shackles from the walls. If someone asks, tell em that’s for when the lady-friend is fed up with your “episodes.”
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If she doesn’t like your ideas, maybe you could compromise. The room is what you want it to be for 6 months and then what she wants it to be for the other 6. Although if you have 2 other rooms – one could be yours and one hers. I’d go with the body painting salon. Fun for everyone.
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i hired those guys to move me, too. they did okay all things being equal…
i mean if you like drunken idiots fucking up your stuff…just like having your friends help…

wait what? that is my truck!
i wondered what happened to my futon!

as far as the other room…

prolly best to leave that up to the lady friend…

and push to build a pole-barn instead! pole barn mancaves rock!
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I agree with Rusty. I’ve always wanted a ball pit.

lol Gimp was the bane of my existence when I worked with kids so I nix that one. Definitely put in a fireman’s pole. Why? Cause you can!? I concur on the ball pit…that’d be pretty bitching. Maybe a peep show room? You know spare room 1 for the strippers and room 2 to charge the guys. Bring in some income off the property? Just saying.
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My first thought was “kill room” but lets blame that on “Dexter”………….lol

It is great news that you found a place so fast but moving is a bitch………….lol
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You should definitely turn one of the rooms into a ball pit!

I’ll be really angry with you if you don’t.

Seriously, though. Congrats!
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Congratulations. Good luck on what to do with the other bedrooms. You may need to consult with your lady friend before making any major (or minor) decisions. )))
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2 rooms you can do whatever you want with? I think I would leave them totally empty for at least 6 months. Then for sure a ball pit. A sex swing might be okay for a bit, but I’m thinking you won’t be able to sell that sucker on Kijiji when you get tired of it.

Congrats! Happy for you!

Did somebody say Brad Pitt?
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Just make the room a big foam bloackthat you can throw yourself around in and not get hurt….post drinking room
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I have another one!!!!

The room can be used as a spray tan and massage room! You can have half naked girls in french maid uniforms providing spray tans to naked girls and massages to fairly naked girls. You could just sit and watch while the naked girls get all relaxed during their massage with happy endings!
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Planetarium or giant ant farm. Or giant ant farm under a planetarium.
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Okay I think I have another one……

You need to have a room for the sole purpose of man gratification. It needs to have little booths all the way around. One needs a girl masturbating, One needs two girls using toys to get gratification, one needs the sexy maid chick asking what you need cleaned, one can have the dominatrix type girl that has been naughty.

depends on how large the room is before you can really determine how many booths of sex views you can have. You know think about the booths at the pay per view porn store. Like that!
Sweety Darlin’ recently posted: Choose your Clothes WISELY!

Okay here it is… This is for the lady friend…..

There needs to be a man in each of the four corners of the room. The first one needs to be in a speedo and combat boots shakin his money maker for the lady.

The second needs to be in jeans and boots with no shirt tan body and nice abs, ass, and chest and he needs to be sweating SLIGHTLY while working on a car.

The third needs to have on a tuxedo with a white coat holding red roses and holding open a door for the lady to enter the really nice restaurant

The fourth just needs to be naked and take instruction! He can be the second guys twin with the same physic.

MMM INSTRUCTION! Follow my commands! MMM

Oh god gotta stop thinking that evil path bad things happen!
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