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I’m a P.I.M.P.
Posted by Simple Dude | Posted in Pimping | Posted on 19-04-2012
I am indeed a P.I.M.P. but unlike 50 Cent I’m going to leave out the “mutha-effin” part. I haven’t done this in awhile but there are a couple blogs I really think you’d like!
First up is a blogger named Susan Cooper who runs a blog called Finding Our Way Now. She is smart, entertaining and an amazingly talented artist. All the drawings on her posts are her own creations – and they look like the kind of thing a professional illustrator would draw… seriously! You can see some of the work she did for Easter by clicking HERE.
Plus she is my latest sponsor, which means she is helping to keep this thing going – which isn’t saying much because I haven’t been posting as as often lately! But go check out her blog… it’s a lifestyle blog covering topics such as life, work, food and WINE. I’m not so fond of the work part but I do love me some food and wine.
The other blogger I want you to check out is ‘Timony who is one of my favorite bloggers / tweeters. I have mentioned her on here before, partly because she is in Scotland and did a video blog review for my e-book. And man do I dig her accent!
But she’s also a great writer and her blog features lots of amazing poetry. Her poems are actually short, heartfelt stories that give you a peek into her soul. If you like poetry at all I know you’ll dig her stuff. Or if you just dig Scottish accents, look for some of her video blogs! Please check her out too!
As a bonus for checking out those two great blogs I have a special treat for you… a joke. A bad joke. A VERY bad joke. But it’s one you can tell your kids and get them giggling:
What’s the difference between Roast Beef and Pea Soup?
Anyone can Roast Beef.
Ok, that was bad… how about one more:
What did the grape do when he got stepped on?
He let out a little whine.
Ha!
SD
Nice blogs
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Boo Bees.
Rusty recently posted: Bee-n there, pollinated that
Posted on: Apr/19/2012@8:55 am
I love bad jokes =) Bad jokes are kind of the best. Also, bad pick up lines. I’m a sucker for a truly horrific pick up line.
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Posted on: Apr/19/2012@9:06 am
Seriously those were BAD jokes! REALLY BAD! I think those would merit the 5th grade morning announcements bad if they were 5th grade appropriate!
I will check out the blogs. I had a great idea for the rooms last night I will be posting that as well.
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Posted on: Apr/19/2012@9:08 am
You were right. Those are bad jokes, but bad jokes are the best ones.
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Posted on: Apr/19/2012@9:20 am
Those bad jokes made me giggle…. Thanks!
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Posted on: Apr/19/2012@11:00 am
Want a little cheese with that whine? Or Call the Wambulance….for the kids, lol.
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Posted on: Apr/19/2012@11:33 am
I love your site. Susan recommended it to me and I am now a loyal follower. And btw the jokes were not that bad.
Posted on: Apr/19/2012@11:44 am
Yay! Thanks for the recommendations for the new blogs. Since I still consider myself new to this world, I’m always looking for new blogs to add to my list.
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Posted on: Apr/19/2012@1:24 pm
Where did the general keep his armies.
In his sleevies!
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Posted on: Apr/19/2012@5:23 pm
Thanks for the shout out and pimping of my site. Hummm….I can’t seem to come up with stupid jokes just raunchy ones…LOL
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Posted on: Apr/19/2012@6:35 pm
I am a follower of Susan and think she is awesome but have never heard of Timony but will go and check her out as so ordered since I am such a good girl and do as I am told………..yes I do don’t act like that is such a shock……lol
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Posted on: Apr/20/2012@12:27 am
Pimpin’ ain’t easy. I also love corny jokes and especially puns. We went to th Vermont Teddy Bear Factory last year and on the tour you are guaranteed to hear at least 12 bear puns…it was great, of course at the end I had to one up the tour guide and tell her the tour was PUNderful.
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Posted on: Apr/20/2012@9:23 am
Nice recommendations. Nice jokes…I particularly enjoyed the pea soup one…By the way, I saw that sign from your earlier post that says “for sale because my neighbor is an asshole” on Ellen this week. I kept trying to figure out where I had seen it before, and remembered I saw it right here!
Keep on keepin it simple.
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Posted on: Apr/20/2012@11:01 am
I like bad jokes. They are usually the only ones I can remember. They are also usually the only ones I can share with my kid. (That’s not a bad thing.)
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Posted on: Apr/20/2012@1:50 pm
It took me a few seconds, but I finally got the joke. It was cute.
Posted on: Apr/22/2012@3:59 am