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Half Assed Weekend Post – April 14
Posted by Simple Dude | Posted in Weekends | Posted on 14-04-2012
I have been too busy to write lately, which bums me out. So I am half-assing this post – hey, at least it’s something. And I have also been sick… which bums me out even more.
See THIS POST that I wrote awhile ago about mucus. It has become completely relevant all over again with this new cold I have been fighting. And no, I have not attempted the dehydrating thing that I mentioned in that post. The mucus has been free flowing. But I am getting close to desperation so there is a good chance I’m completely done drinking any liquids for the weekend.
Wait… does beer count? Alcohol dehydrates you anyway right?
Speaking of alcohol.. I am writing this on Friday night after having oh, I don’t know… 5 or 6 beers. Just enough to forget that I am sick! But not enough to keep me from trying to write a blog post.
And I was also playing Words With Friends with a buddy of mine and I have to admit, playing that with a buzz is both fun and frustrating at the same time. The only words I can think of are crude, dirty or.. well.. not words at all. Like assface. Or taint. Or fucktard.
Dammit.
Well, it is what it is. Guess I’ll crack open another beer. Incidentally, if anyone wants to play me in Words With Friends or Scramble With Friends go ahead and look me up… my user name is TheSimpleDude.
As Jewels from According To Jewels will attest, I am easy to beat! She does it on a regular basis! In the game that is… she has never beaten me in person. As much as I may or may not enjoy that, I’m not sure my Lady Friend would approve.
Anyway… if you need an ego boost and want an easy win – look me up. Be sure to let me know who you are though!
SD
The list is long of things that start with :
“Friends don’t let friends drink and _________”
Darius Rucker (once Hootie, now a country star) has a song entitled “Drinking and Dialing” about calling ex-girlfriends.
With today’s immediacy of the Internet, Facebook, Twitter, etc. people are able to let more people in on their drinking.
Wow, starting to sound like a MADD commercial…
Anyway, pollen count is abnormally high and the sinuses are abnormally ticked off around here. I had nice blood clots in my mucus, so dehydration isn’t good!
Stay hydrated my friend.
WG
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Posted on: Apr/14/2012@9:29 am
The funny thing is, I usually wipe the floor with Jewels…
You would probably be a 456 to 78 type of win, wouldn’t you?
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Posted on: Apr/14/2012@10:43 am
I may take the title of easiest to beat in Words With Friends, I suuuuccckkkk. I play words like dog, cat, trap and my friends are throwing words down like sowar, trochee and donative.
Kevin~ whowouldathought-kevin.blogspot.com
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Posted on: Apr/14/2012@11:33 am
I played my boss in Words With Friends once and crushed him. Then he said “Go easy on me” and I did. I tried to let him win and still beat him by 12 points.
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Posted on: Apr/14/2012@1:15 pm
Beer as a cold cure, that’s new.
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Posted on: Apr/14/2012@1:16 pm
Hydrating is good. Try an antihistamin. Damn! Where is spell-check when ya need it! I can’t play those on-line games. I am too busy playing word games with stupid spell-check. Anyway, drink up and feel better!
Posted on: Apr/14/2012@4:20 pm
I’ve never played words with friends, but those ones sound more like a round of Profanity Candy wars.
Posted on: Apr/14/2012@5:53 pm
I have to say I think some of the best no…….interesting no funniest blog posts are written when someone is a bit drunk and have no idea what they are really saying come on we all need a good laugh I would write when I am drunk except I don’t get drunk very often…………..
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Posted on: Apr/14/2012@6:15 pm
Aww, you mean I am not the only lady who enjoys giving you a beating SD? hehe.
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Posted on: Apr/14/2012@11:25 pm
Let’s see …. your sick, drinking beer and playing Words With Friends … that had to be a sight to behold … OR maybe not … LOL.
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Posted on: Apr/15/2012@11:05 pm
If Words with Friends in anything like Scrabble, I’ll just stay away from it. I am the worst at games.
Posted on: Apr/16/2012@2:31 am
Since I had some bottles of beer with my friend this weekend, I smiled at the sight of that picture.
Posted on: Apr/16/2012@4:13 am
Wow! How did you managed to still write when you have already 5 bottles of beer? Well.. if this will help you to be more humorous, then why not? haha!
Posted on: Apr/16/2012@6:50 am
Se I am a blackberry person, and while I KNOW that RIM is having issues and no one is really writing apps for them anymore I love my crackberry and all its cool crap! However I can’t play words with friends, angry birds, or draw something which causes me a little bit of angst because I am pretty sure at some of that I could totally own people!
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Posted on: Apr/16/2012@8:05 am
If I could get access to Words with Friends I would most definitely play you cuz I suck at it too. I play when sister is playing on hers and it racks my brain. Really, I can see it smokin sometimes
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Posted on: Apr/17/2012@1:38 pm
You’re great buddy! Writing while drinking beer?! Such a talent! Lol! So how did it done?
Can you please share it?
Posted on: Apr/20/2012@10:22 am