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My Autobiography
Posted by Simple Dude | Posted in Food | Posted on 09-03-2012
Ok, I’m a little pissed… I saw this at a bookstore the other day. Someone appears to have stolen my idea for the title of my yet to be written autobiography….
Me Want Coooookieee...
Cookies are, and forever will be my one true weakness. If I am every guarding some secret ancient tomb and you want to get past me to steal the gold… just leave a plate of oatmeal raisin cookies laying out and you’ll be in the money.
If I am on the jury for a trial in which you are being accused of some crime where you were caught red handed, on video tape, with a dozen witnesses… send me some peanut butter cookies in the mail and I’ll guarantee you a hung jury.
If a giant meteor is set to hit the earth in the next 12 hours and I grab the last jug of bottled water at the grocery store as people are scrambling to take whatever they can get before the chaos sets in… dangle a couple of macadamia nut cookies in front of me and I’ll drop that jug like a hot potato.
Like I said… it’s a weakness…
SD
You can still use the title. There are many books with the same title. It’s a bit like films.
Just put a really cool subtitle on it:
And this is an autobiography, not some trumped up cookbook
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Posted on: Mar/9/2012@8:35 am
I think i have this cook book…mmmmm cookies and coffee… nothing better for breakfast!
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Ah, your true identity… are you by chance Furry? Blue?
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Posted on: Mar/9/2012@9:13 am
You’d be a “hung” jury hunh… get off THAT much on cookies?
(sorry!)
(just had to)
(snicker!)
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Posted on: Mar/9/2012@9:27 am
Why is it always cookies? I find that I can get a man to do just about anything for a plate of cookies, but I prefer making cakes.
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Posted on: Mar/9/2012@9:45 am
For the appropriate cookie love, and necessary evil genius visit http://www.bitterbakingco.com!
They made some pageant cookies for me that are TOO FRAKIN FUNNY! You need cookies! Me Love Cookies!
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Posted on: Mar/9/2012@10:13 am
Right there with ya dude. I may even succumb to illegal activity for a sleeve of thin mints. Love the autobiography title by the way!!!
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Posted on: Mar/9/2012@10:21 am
So with you on this one. We have hosted a number of foreign exchange students. The one thing that they all go bonkers over are our cookies and Oreo’s. It seems that they are not able to make or get our kind of cookies because of the differences in our flour from theirs. They also love Oreo cookies but they usual don ‘t buy them at home. So get them a Costco pack here that costs less then the snack pack in their country. Now I have a cookie craving …. Sigh!
Posted on: Mar/9/2012@11:00 am
I’d say totally use a similar title, it’s not the same, but you’re simple dude, you can rawk something new
I love some chocolate chip cookies, yum, warm cookies.. Damn Im hawngry now!!
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Posted on: Mar/9/2012@11:15 am
I’m weak for cupcakes BUT if you tempt me with shortbread cookies or white chocolate chip macademia nut… I’m a puppet.
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Posted on: Mar/9/2012@11:24 am
My weekness is for choc chip muffins and chocolate cake I am not a fan of biscuits or as you say cookies…………..
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Posted on: Mar/9/2012@3:16 pm
I would probably commit a crime or two for anything sweet. I do have values, but sadly they can be bought for just a couple of cookies.
So yeah, I feel your pain…
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Posted on: Mar/9/2012@3:44 pm
Me too. But they would have to be homemade and I would need at least two dozen if you want me to do something illegal. I don’t know what’s worse, admitting these things about myself, or that I have such exacting cookie standards.
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Posted on: Mar/9/2012@4:31 pm
Mmmmm oatmeal raisins.
I honestly don’t like sweets too much. I hate ice cream, for example.
But I love cookies, and I love apple pie
Posted on: Mar/10/2012@12:02 am
O.M.G. cookies are MY weakness too! Just give me anything with a tall cold glass of milk and I’m gonna pig out like nobody’s business!
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Posted on: Mar/10/2012@9:30 am
I read macadamia nut cookies & drooled a little. I may have the same weakness.
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Posted on: Mar/11/2012@4:20 am
You sound like me but my main vice is Little Debbie Swiss Rolls xD.
Posted on: Mar/11/2012@7:37 pm
The mcadamia cookies at Subway are my favourite food of all time.
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