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Half Assed Weekend Post – March 4
Posted by Simple Dude | Posted in Weekends | Posted on 04-03-2012
As you know, I like to Half-Ass my weekend posts. The reason for this is because I’ve found that I only get about half the page views and half the comments as I do on weekdays. So to keep things consistent, I only put in half the effort!
The other day I was going through my phone deleting old pictures and came across the photo below. Last summer my Lady Friend and I went on a short weekend trip down to southern Minnesota. While wondering around the town we stopped at a marina on the Mississippi river and saw this giant trailer looking thing that I assumed was used to launch really big boats.
Is it kind of like No Glove, No Love?
As you can see, painted on the side was the saying “No Cash, No Splash”. I imagine this was their way of letting people know that if they wanted their big ass boat launched, they didn’t take credit cards or checks.
But the saying amused me and made me wonder what other businesses could benefit from using that same saying….
Like a combination Strip Club / Laundromat?
How about an underwater Brothel?
Or just someone who thinks very highly of their bathtub.
What do you think?
On a quick side note… one of my favorite followers ‘Timony Souler has started a new blog. She is a prolific writer and poet and also happens to have the coolest, sexiest Scottish accent you’ll ever hear. And you do get to hear it because she VLOG’s from time to time.
If you like poetry and good writing in general, please give this a click! Tell her I sent ya!
SD
My first thought upon seeing that sign was a themed underwater brothel… or a really inappropriate adults-only water-slide… eww…
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Posted on: Mar/4/2012@8:43 am
My first thought was water slide, but who carries their wallet or cash money on more than one go around? That’s like a pole dancer with sweat gland issues.
I’m thinking a bartender could use this, but I’m not sure I want a bartender who puts ice in last (or maybe I do, hmmm)
WG
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Posted on: Mar/4/2012@10:34 am
Might have been half-assed, but still a great post!
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Posted on: Mar/4/2012@2:55 pm
Half assed but still fasanating
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Posted on: Mar/4/2012@5:10 pm
Well, I have this neighbour who I suspect is a prostitute, so, following Brandon’s comment… You get what I mean!
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Posted on: Mar/4/2012@6:54 pm
Hmmm…my first visit here and I didn’t find that half-assed in the least…but, you’re reasoning is why I don’t blog on weekends. Don’t you need a break? I do…
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Posted on: Mar/5/2012@12:41 pm
I think you about covered it. One of the funniest sigh I saw just recently said. “Any Kid left unattended will be given lots of candy and a free puppy” It was posted at a picnic area at a really nice winery. Here’s the funny thing, there were lots of kids and the parents WERE in attendance. LOL! Susan Cooper
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Posted on: Mar/5/2012@1:59 pm
I found this site from a friend, Susan Cooper at findingourwaynow.com
I love your site. Awesome content and funny as heck. Keep it up
Posted on: Mar/5/2012@4:20 pm
I want No Cash, No Splash on a t-shirt. I think it would make for an interesting day out.
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Posted on: Mar/6/2012@12:40 pm
I was thinking of an aquatic complex with diving boards, but then again, who would do diving on a regular basis aside from athletes?
Posted on: Mar/6/2012@10:43 pm
that would fit well on the public toilet:P
Posted on: Mar/10/2012@4:25 am