I’d Much Rather Go Pantless

Posted by Simple Dude | Posted in Catalog | Posted on 25-02-2012

Those of you who have been following me for awhile know about the stupid catalog the Lady Friend and I get in the mail.  It’s mostly full of knick knack garbage along with some occasional items that are so ridiculously moronic that I feel the need to share them with all of you!

I’ve shared with you these wooden shelf signs and ugly towel huggers in recent months.

And today’s catalog item is no less stupid then those.  Lounge Pants..  for dudes.

I wouldn't be caught dead wearing these. Yes, even my corpse would find a way to shake them off.

I’m sure you have seen those pajama jean things for women.  Look for their ads on late night TV in case you ever have a bad case of insomnia and the desire to be completely dumbfounded for 60 seconds.

Pajama jeans are basically a pair of sweat pants made out to look like jeans.  So that the woman who is too lazy to put on real clothes can still present the image of someone less lazy.  Good luck with all that.

But this is the first time I have see a similar product for men.  There are lots of reasons to hate on these, but I am going to just focus on two of them.

1.  They are ugly.  Very ugly.  They don’t really look much like jeans to tell you the truth.  But the kind of jeans they do resemble are the kind of jeans you’d really only wear if you were painting.  Or if it was 1988.

2.  Guys don’t really give a shit about hiding the fact that they are wearing sweat pants.  If you’re the kind of guy who wears sweatpants out in public while NOT playing some kind of sport (I am not one of those guys) then you probably don’t care who knows it.

The other thing disturbing about this is the picture of the shirtless guy.  How is that a selling point???  I don’t often wish bad things on people, but I truly hope the company that came up with this idea goes down in flames and files for bankruptcy.

Serves them right for bringing this crap into the world.

Have a good weekend!  :)




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