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I think the news anchor just had a shart. He looks so surprised that he had a wet fart. Happens to all of us. And one look at the stalker and you just know he’s got the crazies. It’s all in the eyes baby.

I’m going to record myself now, and pause in some bad positions. this could be fun!!
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I see what this is.

This is you testing the waters out with your real identity, to see how people react.
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I totally play this game! I like to try to catch just that right mouth open, eyes almost shut look.

Use of pause and frame forward is only allowed in the non- drinking, just for fun version of the game.
WG
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All I gotta say is thank you so much, those creepy guys are now top of mind…. oy…..
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Oh gosh! If that guy was stalking me I’d freak the hell out. You are right though, that is exactly what a stalker looks like!
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I am gald that hubby doesn’t read this he would think it is a great idea and I when he finds a new great idea he will wear it out…………….much to my annoyance………lol

That first pic looks like a cum face.

OK, now I will need to take a sleep aide to knock me out so I won’t see this guy in my dreams.

I tried the pause thing and that is a hoot. Just don’t tell my husband or I will never see another show all the way through. LOL, Susan
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My daughter paused the TV a few weeks ago and I looked like Kelly Ripa was trying to blow a badger out of her nose. I wish I had thought to take a picture.
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Damn! And you know I dream crazy dreams every night. Thanks for the pictures. Will let you know how the dreams turn out. Peace.

This is why I could never be an actor. This right here. There would be hours of footage of myself looking like I am having a seizure made out of stupidity.
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We occcasionally hit pause on the tv and I catch a funny face, love the idea of taking a picture and sharing for all of us bloggers to read about. agreed on that 2nd one though, he does look like a carny operator and a stalker, lolz. I’d walk in the opposite direction if I saw him on the streets!
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What’s Up DUDE!!! So I personally love how The People’s Court video guys ALWAYS get their freeze frames from those unfortunate moments! If you haven’t caught that before, you should DVR or TIVO The People’s Court and see what they do, it’s awesome.

Oh and being from the south we don’t ever worry about bein’ called Sweety, Honey, or Darlin’. In fact there isn’t a testosterone creature I work with that isn’t called Hun, Pumpkin, Darlin’, Sweety, or Boy. You just have to use the proper southern drawl and all is accepted.

Bless their little cotton picking hearts.
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That stalker guy looks a lot like Bob Newhart in the face.

You are so not alone with this great past time! My hubby and I love pausing our TV on awkward facial moments. Obviously we are highly mature people…
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There’s nothing better than seeing a person you know is super full of them self look like an asshole. Well played!

Valerie
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Heard of Jack Blackenship a.k.a. The Face? He can give your guys a run for their money.

Both these pictures are hilarious and your captions are dead on. If I saw that guy walking around I’d text someone where I was. He clearly looks like the abduction type.
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