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Rock Me… Tonight?
Posted by Simple Dude | Posted in Music | Posted on 20-01-2012
Do you ever start a blog post with nothing to write about? Just open the page and start typing with hopes at some point, somehow you’ll discover a topic worth writing about? Yep, that’s me right now.
I could write about what I have been up to lately, but i’ve been so busy with work that there hasn’t been time for much else. The most interesting thing I’ve done lately is buy new shoes. Thrilling huh?
I could write about a funny story from my past… I do have lots of those stories, having shared a number of them here. But I haven’t been in a real “looking back” kind of mood lately. Maybe I’m getting old.
None of those things really interest me right now. But I do have an idea, one I’ve considered for awhile… posting really bad music videos – particularly the ones made for good songs. You’ve seen videos like these – usually from the 80′s. Songs that are not terrible and sometimes even decent. But the videos made for them are absolute horse shit. Embarrassing for the artists at best, painful for us to watch at their worst.
Since there are an enormous amount of bad music videos, there may be more of these to come. For now… “enjoy” Billy Squier’s Rock Me Tonite.
This could be among the worst music videos of all time in any era. I think I read somewhere how embarrassed Billy is about this – God knows I sure would be.
Which do you think is worse… the drawstring white cotton pants or the Pat Benatar wanna-be torn sleeveless shirt? It’s funny how he tears the shirt off (at the 1:31 mark) then immediately puts on a different, only slightly less ugly shirt.
Yes, that’s his spelling for “tonight”, not mine. And how about his exaggerated finger snapping and bizarre crawling around on the floor thing. This video has it all! He seems a bit effeminate here, but he is a straight guy, loving the ladies. Or at least he claims to be.
To be honest, the song is sort of a guilty pleasure for me – I’ve always liked it. Try watching with your eyes closed…
I’ll wait…
…. It’s better that way isn’t it?
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You forgot to mention the skipping thing. Not sure what he was up to with that.
I always felt that one of the worst videos ever made was Sea of Love by the Honeydrippers. It’s … well. Ugh. Robert Plant was the man in Zep but, my god! What a bad video!
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Posted on: Jan/20/2012@10:00 am
Well, what to say about that… First of all it is REALLY hard to believe he is a straight man after watching that video, especially after he puts on the pink studded girly shirt. Wow, that is a really bad video and it’s actually a pretty good song. Shame

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Posted on: Jan/20/2012@10:27 am
I dunno, I think Queen’s “I Want to Break Free” is slightly more odd.
But only slightly…
As for trying to blog with nothing to blog about, that’s how I ended up writing today’s post. I think it came out really well…
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Posted on: Jan/20/2012@10:30 am
Ouch… so many good songs are ruined by videos. I remember back when Friday Night Videos was the place to stay up for (just prior to other cable channels that my parents wouldn’t pay for added video offerings… but who really remembers what they were anymore (none of them play videos now)).
WG
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Posted on: Jan/20/2012@1:36 pm
So many bad videos…
When I can’t think of anything to write, I find a funny picture.
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Posted on: Jan/20/2012@5:15 pm
That video is required viewing in pop culture classes, on how to destroy a promising career. Poor old Billy never recovered from that one. I can remember it being awful back in the day, but I forgotten how truly awful it was.
Now if you’ll excuse me I need to dance around the bedroom singing, and snapping my fingers.
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Posted on: Jan/20/2012@6:39 pm
At some point he even seemed to be channelling Mick Jagger.
It really was really bad although the song was ok.
Now racking my brains for any bad ones I can remember
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Posted on: Jan/21/2012@5:13 am
All that arm swinging and skipping and you want me to believe that he is straight? Oh, silly 80′s, making all men seem flamboyantly gay. How did any of them get laid back then!? Seriously, this guy looks like a rock version of Richard Simmons in this video! Just not okay.
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Posted on: Jan/21/2012@11:18 am
Do I ever start a post with nothing to write about? That’s all I ever do. It’s not like I’m creative or a good writer or talented or anything. I just get drunk and open a new post. Nature handles the rest.
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Posted on: Jan/21/2012@3:39 pm
full disclosure: I didn’t watch the video.
I did, however, sing karaoke in a private room while random clips of Japanese popstars playing behind the words, including an animated one with what looked like sims characters. So that was gool.
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Posted on: Jan/21/2012@8:28 pm
gawd awful…
how he still has a career is beyond words…
oh wait he doesn’t'…
well unless playing at county fairs is a music career…
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Posted on: Jan/22/2012@4:36 pm