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Redneck Wino?
Posted by Simple Dude | Posted in Weekends | Posted on 29-01-2012
This year for Christmas I got one of the most appropriate gifts I’ve ever been given – and the ironic thing is that it came from someone who didn’t even know me all that well, someone in my Lady Friend’s family.
The Redneck Wine Glass:
It’s a mason jar with a wine glass type stem. Brilliant.
I don’t consider myself to be a redneck – I’m educated with a professional career. But as you know there is one important characteristic I share with the redneck-folk: A Simple way of thinking.
And for that, I can appreciate them. Even if they are a little backwards. So tonight I will be raising my redneck wine glass in a toast to all that is Simple.
Who’s with me?
Also…
Have you ever heard guys making stupid statements, saying they’ll get a tattoo of something idiotic if a certain sports team wins an unlikely game? It happens. And when it does they usually back down. Not this time.
One of my loyal followers Doug from Fumbled Returns has a friend who made one of these statements regarding Tim Tebow. Yeah, THAT Tim Tebow. And now he is going to have to get a tattoo. The best part is that WE get to help choose the moronic tattoo!
Click here for the story and to choose from a couple designs – oh, and this is one of the possibilities:
The only thing worse would be a unicorn.
Even if you are a Denver Broncos fan you’d have to admit that would be an ugly-ass tattoo!!
SD
Having my birth occur in Georgia, albeit to Yankees qualifies me as an honorary redneck. My liking bluegrass and some country solidifies it further, but up until this post, I hadn’t justified my redneckishness based on a single simple word.
But it fits, simple like having some common sense and enjoying the little things. Pulling over to check out a good thunderstorm is an example.
And yes, that is an ugly tattoo.
WG
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Posted on: Jan/29/2012@10:23 am
Just ’cause ya got a fancy professional degree don’t make you any less of a redneck. Case in point. My hubby is from the hills of West Virginia, has a BS degree, a masters degree, a dental degree, and is a plastic surgeon and is the biggest freakin’ redneck you will EVAH, EVAH meet. But the dude can cut and sew like nobody’s business!!!!!
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Posted on: Jan/29/2012@11:00 am
That wine glass is hilarious and probably the only way a man looks “manly” with a wine glass in his hand. Love it.
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Posted on: Jan/29/2012@11:08 am
Love It! Only, Rednecks don’t use glasses. We…errr…they drink directly from the bottle.
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Posted on: Jan/29/2012@11:57 am
Love the wine glass so bloody cool, and a friend of my daughters boyfriend lost a bet and ended up getting a tattoo of Betty Boo on his bum…………and being a dimwit he got a tattoo of Hello Kitty on this other cheek……….
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Posted on: Jan/29/2012@2:50 pm
Bogans are our Rednecks.
And to be a bogan is not a social class, but a way of life, and therefore a bogan with a job and money is called a Mogan.
Maybe its time you coin a new phrase…
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Posted on: Jan/29/2012@4:30 pm
You can only drink boxed wine from this glass, if I remember correctly…
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Posted on: Jan/29/2012@4:46 pm
I have to admit…liking the glass! Very cool!
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