Santa maybe a cheerful fat old bugger but those children are frikken terrified!!!
Posted on: Dec/23/2011@11:11 am
1. I don’t get parents. “Hey Johnny, aren’t you looking forward to that one time a year when Stranger Danger is ignored and I throw you on an old man’s lap? Why are you crying? I don’t understand!”
2. I love the pic third from the bottom. Santa is creepy as shit. And the older sister has this sadistic FUCK YOU grin on her face. Fantastic.
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Posted on: Dec/23/2011@12:13 pm
Nice collection of crying children. When’re you checking yourself into the clinic? Lol
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Posted on: Dec/23/2011@12:51 pm
You know, my 11 year old has an innate hatred and loathing of people dressed in costumes. When he was maybe 2, we were at the mall and the Osh-Kosh store had a dude in a bear suit greeting people. He threw a holy fit in his stroller until we got him away from it. When he was 4 we went to Sesame Place and he begrudgingly stood with 6 foot tall Elmo for a picture, but he did it about 3 feet away with his back to him. It’s awesome. To this day, the Robin at Red Robin strikes fear in this boy’s heart. He’s gonna have a hefty Psychiatry bill one day.
Posted on: Dec/23/2011@3:52 pm
Yes we can! How the hell else are we supposed to get through this?
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Posted on: Dec/23/2011@4:19 pm
I just witnessed a menagerie of crying children at a Santa picture taking op. Poor Santa and poor children ….. LOL. , Susan Cooper
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Posted on: Dec/23/2011@4:24 pm
it is the beard.
or the belly fat.
prollly the beard.
or the smell of cheap stale whiskey…
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Posted on: Dec/23/2011@5:12 pm
most kids know they’re on the naughty list and are therefore terrified of meeting the big man…those that aren’t scared are a little to good and smug for their own good lol
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Posted on: Dec/23/2011@6:37 pm
The little kid in the second to last photo is scary as hell. I am surprised the Santa isn’t crying!
Posted on: Dec/23/2011@7:33 pm
This year when my daughter went to get Sydney-May’s photo taken with Santa she cried and wouldn’t sit on his lap which is why the photo was taken with Kathy nursing her, but she would sit on Mrs Claus’s lap. I think it was great that she was able to get a photo done with Mrs Claus not all places have Mrs Claus as well as Santa…….
Posted on: Dec/23/2011@11:35 pm
Haha, those are great! I mean when you think about it, putting little kids on the lap of a scary, likely drunk, hairy old fat man decked out in red… what do we expect?!
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Posted on: Dec/24/2011@7:48 am
Bwhahahaha, you know those mall santas LOVE their job! lolz. Very funny!
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Posted on: Dec/26/2011@9:21 pm
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