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Pecker Jokes Never Get Old To Me
Posted by Simple Dude | Posted in Uncategorized | Posted on 15-09-2011
I don’t have time for a long post today… I have to race into work, do a few quick things this morning and then sneak out to golf. Well, I guess it’s not really sneaking since it involves six of my co-workers. Someone, somewhere will notice we’re gone. Oh well!
What sucks is the weather… it’s nice and sunny today but the high temp is only about 58 degrees (15 degrees Celsius for you crazy Canadians) so it’ll be chilly out there. Of course as luck would have it, the next five days are all warmer then today will be. Why did we pick today again?
Anyway… I have a new post over at Sprocket Ink. I’ll admit, it’s not one of my all time best posts over there. It’s about the dude who was voted in to replace Anthony Weiner, you remember him right? The dick-pic-tweeting Congressman. The upside is that I worked a bunch of silly penis puns into the article so CLICK HERE TO READ IT and maybe you can try to spot them all!
Also wanted to say thanks to all of you who commented on my last post about me being a Magnet For Morons. I was laughing out loud at your comments… you truly are the best of the best.
Thanks Simpletons!
SD
Fantastic post indeed. Fed-up blues voting republican, just because they're tired of the sausage-fest? Brilliant.
I did a post today about naughty bits as well. Instead of politicians, mine focuses on celebrities. Scarlett Johansson in particular…
Posted on: Sep/15/2011@5:04 pm
I feel directly targeted in the crazy Canadian comment. Harumph. ツ Maybe we're crazy with our metric system (which is far superior to the Imperial system, which when you think of it Canada is still paying money to the Queen and her bratly offsprings yet we no longer follow the Imperial system, yet USA who is free of that rackety ol' wench still uses HER system, wonder why?)
p.s. yes, "that" system involving farehnheits and inches and pounds is called the Imperial (or English) system, and is not the American system (as my husband insists on calling, bless his heart)
p.p.s. since your post is so short and basically is only about insulting your friendly neighbors to the North (again, another thing my husband insists upon) and self promotion for your Sproket article, I felt the need to add content to today's reading material at SD world.
p.p.p.s. as I write this I also feel the need to point out the fact that my husband, whom I've mentioned twice in this comment is laying next to me snoring away in front of some foreign flick
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Posted on: Sep/15/2011@9:50 pm
Excuse me, It isn't just Canadians that use metric and I really appreciate not having to go convert it. It is going to be 24 deg C here today and I plan to spend a ood amount of time in my hammock. After of course I have gone to play hunt the penis (pun) Lol
Posted on: Sep/16/2011@2:59 am
We don't even use Fahrenheit for the BBC UK weather broadcasts either.
Nikki, Just because you feel targeted theres no need to vent your frustration towards the Queen and her family!
Oh and I'm not one of those Royal worshippers either.
Posted on: Sep/16/2011@9:29 am
And just think, the majority put this guy in office. Does that make the majority morons? (to coin a phrase from your last post).
Your blog makes me laugh … thank you for that.
Susan Cooper
Posted on: Sep/16/2011@3:56 pm
Seems like some of these folks should start their own blog since they obviously have lots to say on the content you post in yours! I find it very funny when an individual comes to YOUR site of their own free will, and then gets offended by what they chose to read. I thought it was a great blog.
Posted on: Sep/17/2011@9:30 pm