Pecker Jokes Never Get Old To Me

Posted by Simple Dude | Posted in Uncategorized | Posted on 15-09-2011

I don’t have time for a long post today… I have to race into work, do a few quick things this morning and then sneak out to golf.  Well, I guess it’s not really sneaking since it involves six of my co-workers.  Someone, somewhere will notice we’re gone.  Oh well!

What sucks is the weather… it’s nice and sunny today but the high temp is only about 58 degrees (15 degrees Celsius for you crazy Canadians) so it’ll be chilly out there.  Of course as luck would have it, the next five days are all warmer then today will be.  Why did we pick today again?

Anyway… I have a new post over at Sprocket Ink.  I’ll admit, it’s not one of my all time best posts over there.  It’s about the dude who was voted in to replace Anthony Weiner, you remember him right?  The dick-pic-tweeting Congressman.  The upside is that I worked a bunch of silly penis puns into the article so CLICK HERE TO READ IT and maybe you can try to spot them all!

Also wanted to say thanks to all of you who commented on my last post about me being a Magnet For Morons.  I was laughing out loud at your comments…  you truly are the best of the best.

Thanks Simpletons!



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