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An Aussie Trapped Me In My Cupboard
Posted by Simple Dude | Posted in Uncategorized | Posted on 19-09-2011
Attention Simpletons… As I mentioned yesterday we have a special treat for today. A very rare occurrence indeed… a Guest Post. So here she is… my favorite female Aussie!
Whoo hoo, I am finally here on SD’s blog.
I can tell you, it took some stalking, but I finally sweet talked my way into repaying the guest he did for me here.
Only one problem, now I am here, I need to write something entertaining to an audience 10x what I usually write for. OK deep breath, no time for a little panic attack now.
Some of you might be wondering who the hell am I and where is the incredibly sexy SD?
No truth to the rumour that I have him locked in the cupboard after luring him with my famous cleavage chocolate brownies, really. It isn’t locked, and all he needs to do is loosen the ropes open the door and he will be out of there quick smart.
Sorry, what was that? Who am I? Well, for goodness sake, I am Mynx. I have a little blog called “Dribble” and I am an Aussie. I’m the one who got a bit worried that SD would be eaten by a bear when he went bush a while ago with Lady Friend.
You see, everybody tells me my country has some dangerous animals but they don’t eat people..OK maybe the crocodiles and sharks do, but that is only the silly tourists who ignore the signs. Let me tell you, the only time I have been injured by a native animal was when I was bitten by a brush tail possum. And that was only because he thought I was a bit of apple anyway.
That happened in Tasmania, on my honeymoon. Lots of encounters with native animals on that trip. Hubby nearly tripped over a wombat one evening on the way back to our luxury spa cabin.
We were married in September, (just celebrated our 19th wedding anniversary actually) and had chosen to holiday in the island state. We spent the first few days in an wilderness area called Cradle Mountain. The Cradle Mountain Lodge was at the time the main accommodation in the area, apart from some camping and some very expensive boutique type hotels.
I couldn’t believe it, when on our arrival, it was snowing. You see, I have seen snow, maybe 3 times total in my life. We just don’t get it where I am. (if you are thinking snow in September?? Remember.. southern hemisphere)
I made a snowman, a very little snowman. And threw handfuls of the stuff at my new hubby.
It was less entertaining the morning after when we had to get up very early to drive a distance to Strahan, a coastal town to take a river cruise. The car was covered in snow and it had to be cleared before we drove very carefully down out of the mountains. I still remember how excited I was to see the sun rising over snow capped pine trees. It felt like a scene from a European post card.
Each night, after dinner, the Lodge invited guests to gather on the porch, and would hand around trays of chopped up fruit. Then the entertainment began as these huge greedy possums would come out of the darkness to be hand fed. Unfortunately, they didn’t understand the words “all gone” and one particularly pushy creature, decided to try being a carnivore.
Let me just say, it hurt, it bled and hubby laughed his head off. (Very sympathetic man I married) I was equally sympathetic when he got kicked by an emu a couple of years later.
Hmmm, not sure if that last line helped my argument that Aussie animals are not that scary.
Oh oh, I think SD might be slipping out of the ropes wanting his blog back. This is where I quickly pimp myself again (hey I read his book, it is totally allowable) and invite you to pop over sometime and visit me.
You will find lots of pics of food and my art (I draw and paint), stories of my adventures, and even the occasional photo of koalas, kangaroos and other man eating marsupials. Oh and lizards….I love lizards..and spiders…..and bugs……..
OK, OK, I’m going….can I just mention the half naked firemen too? …… no? bother.
Thanks Mynx! So, Simpletons.. if you are not intrigued enough by half naked firemen to go check out Mynx at her own blog, then there is something wrong with you.
Either that or you are a dude, more specifically a straight dude… like me. I guess that would probably keep you from clicking over huh? Well do it anyway!
SD









Good to see Mynx getting a little cross-blog love. And what the hell are you doing feeding possums!?! They're evil. Possibly the most evil of all animals, like constantly angry cats with thumbs.
Posted on: Sep/19/2011@5:14 pm
Anyone who doesn't visit Mynx at her Dribble blog is missing out on one fun and very sweet lady! Good choice for a guest SD.
Mynx….as always, your posts always entertain and make me laugh and smile! Hugs.
Posted on: Sep/19/2011@6:31 pm
There is nothing more I love than seeing my favourite Aussie grace the blog of another!!! So Mynxy, stick around for a bit and just leave SD tied up will ya, and then we can all take our turns whipping him with a wet noodle!
Posted on: Sep/19/2011@7:42 pm
Yay for Mynx and SD for realizing a hilarious blogger worthy of a guest spot. You guys both rock my bloggy socks!
PS…I'll take that bear in my backyard any day over your GIANT ass spiders and insane population of poisoness snakes….and sharks….and crocs…no freaking way! Still love ya though Mynxy.
Posted on: Sep/19/2011@11:30 pm
Thank you SD for being so gracious and having me here.
And thankyou to you guys and your lovely comments.
Now Tracy, my turn to use the wet noodle lol
Posted on: Sep/20/2011@2:27 am
Hey Mynx. Great guest post…you sure do get around.
Posted on: Sep/20/2011@9:24 am
I'm a dude and Mynx is the 1st blog I followed. It may not cater to blokes as much as SD's blog but it does have something for everyone. For me, its an insight into an Aussies life and perhaps the female brain. So go…NOW.
SD, we need a post about beer and boobs please. Just to balance this out.
Posted on: Sep/20/2011@10:32 am
Mynx, I think that should totally go on your business card:
Hi. I'm Mynx.
I was bitten by a carnivorous possum.
Posted on: Sep/20/2011@2:55 pm
Mynx – you are so cute! Bit by a possum? Maybe the dingo ate your baby! (I had to slip that one in, in America we have these square machines with an image, and sound, and the images move around, we call these inventions TELEVISION and there was this one show, with lots of laughter, we call it a SITCOM called Seinfeld, that dingo line was a popular quote from this show). I had to do that to you too, since I'm what YOU call a Canuck and Americans still ask me about igloos…
Great story about the snow! haha!
Posted on: Sep/20/2011@3:17 pm
two of my favs givin some blog love!
(i know i have been MIA, but it is what it is…)
good on ya both!
and mc cool is right, some beer and boobies are in order…although, mynx-y DOES love to give us cleavage shots!
Posted on: Sep/21/2011@12:50 pm
I'm with Jewels, I'll take the bears, you can keep your giant bugs. lol Just another reason I don't want to live in the South, either. Well, that and the humidity. lol
Posted on: Sep/27/2011@10:06 pm