Don’t Make Stuff Up To Sound Important

Posted by Simple Dude | Posted in Uncategorized | Posted on 21-08-2011

How is your weekend going?  Any drunken, embarrassing stories?

Maybe your kids have embarrassed you?  I don’t have kids myself, but if they are young I know that happens.  The good news is you’ll get the chance to embarrass them once they become teens.  What goes around comes around. 

Of course they’ll get the last laugh when they commit you to a nursing home, but you’ve got plenty of time to kiss their asses as adults and spoil your grand kids before that happens.

Anyway…  this is a half-assed weekend for me in real life, so what’s more fitting than a half-assed post.  Remember… you can grab my Half-Assed Weekend button over on the right side of my page and use it yourself anytime you feel like Half-Assing your weekend posts!

What I have for you today is a photo I took at a stop light this week.  You may need to click on the photo to make it bigger.  Then you’ll see exactly what I’m talking about.

Supposedly it’s from a company called Arrow Cryogenics.  Isn’t that the company that froze Walt Disney’s head?  Maybe not.

This truck has a bunch of things listed that they claim they do.  Obviously they are just trying to impress people by putting a bunch of random crap on the back because we’re not smart enough to know the difference.  For instance, there is no way Shot Peening is a real thing.  And if it is?  Count me in.

Some of the other services they claim to offer, and what I think they actually mean:

Passivating - This is when a dude makes a pass at a girl, who then turns out to be his long lost cousin.

Electropolishing - I’m thinking this may be a dangerous phenomenon involving masturbating with an electric sander.

Cryogenic Deflashing – Have you ever come across a guy wearing nothing but a trench coat hanging out inside of a walk-in freezer?  Lets just say, it’s an experience you won’t soon forget.   

Vibratory Deburring – I’m pretty sure this has something to do with sex toys in the great outdoors.

But really… don’t just make up a bunch of shit and put it on the back of your truck to impress people.  We’re not all idiots…  right?



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