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Weiners And Drunks
Posted by Simple Dude | Posted in Uncategorized | Posted on 20-06-2011
Hard to believe but the weekend is over – and I’m back to work already. Last week was a long one, and this week will be even worse. We’re extremely busy at work right now and I’m just hoping to get through the next 7 days, after that we get back into a normal routine – which is still kind of busy, but the type of busy I can handle. Not like this shit with crazy stuff happening and plans changing every 4 hours. Yeah, I know I’m whining but that’s ok, you’ll get over it.
That being said I am going to be half-assing it this week. I have a short post today, then probably wont have another until Wednesday or Thursday.
For today I have a couple photos to share… first (and I swear this will be the last time I mention this guy) I have a photo from a news story I saw last week.
It just goes to show you how far things have gone with this Anthony Weiner asshole when he inspires Anti-Weiner protesting. Damn!
The next photo takes a little explanation. In Minnesota we have something we call Whiskey Plates which is a slang term for a special license plate people have to put on their cars after getting multiple DUIs. I think it’s meant for police to be able to immediately spot them – therefore keep an eye on them. But in truth it ends up being a way of embarrassing them… everyone knows you’re a drunk.
As I mentioned once before in a post, when one of these cars cuts me off or just plain pisses me off, instead of giving them the finger I give them the old thumb and pinky hand movement like you’re tippin’ back a mug-o-beer. Ha! Anyway, take a look at this photo:
You should be able to click it to make it bigger. That’s what she said.
I took a pic of this mini van while waiting for a stop light last week. Not only does it have Whiskey Plates (they always start with a WH or a WD) but also Jagermeister stickers. Ummm… someone’s not learning a fucking lesson here are they? Cops are already looking for reasons to pull over people with a Whiskey Plate, do you really need to throw fuel on that drunken fire?
What an asshole.
SD
P.S. I briefly went over the 2,000 followers mark a couple times in the last week, before dropping back to 1,999. But for now, as I write this, my 2,000th follower is Powdered Toast Man from Just The Cheese. I just recently discovered his blog too and it’s worth checking out – give him a click!










Thanks for this post. The license plates are a great idea, and I like your tippling-mime in place of the usual gesture.
Posted on: Jun/20/2011@2:56 pm
I like the license plate thing. We don't have that here in La. But OMG! No Simple Dudeness for 2-3 days?! What oh what am I gonna do? "SMILES" Have a wonderful day!
Posted on: Jun/20/2011@3:15 pm
Whiskey plates uh? Wish we had that here. Kind of like wearing a big red A on your chest, like the one Weiner wears for 'A**hole'.
Don't work too hard, and remember 'don't do today, what you can postpone until tomorrow' – old lazy Chinese proverb…
Posted on: Jun/20/2011@4:14 pm
Just goes to show you that there are idiots everywhere.
Posted on: Jun/20/2011@5:46 pm
Please don’t put “weiner” and “asshole” in the same sentence, it tortures the portion of your readers who are currently imprisoned.
Posted on: Jun/20/2011@5:51 pm
Gratz on the followers bro!
Posted on: Jun/20/2011@8:07 pm
Whiskey plates sounds amazing! I'm pretty sure if we had it here some people would wear them like a badge of honour like they already do with asbos
Posted on: Jun/20/2011@8:54 pm
I love the stickers on the Whiskey Plate van. That is priceless. To continue to get DUI's you have to be pretty freaking dumb…and those stickers prove it. So special. Congrats on the 2k followers…maybe one day I'll get over 200! ha.
Posted on: Jun/21/2011@12:08 am
The only way the mini van situation could have been worse was if the driver was stuffing their face with McDonalds and doing shots all whilst carting around six kids and driving like a jackwagon. Please tell us that wasn't the case!
Posted on: Jun/21/2011@1:46 am
Im falling out of the chair laughing at the tag and stickers. Love it!
Posted on: Jun/21/2011@2:11 am
2000th follower. Congrats!
Posted on: Jun/21/2011@11:32 am
Haha, that van with the Whiskey plates is priceless. Soooo classy, Amuuurica, classy. Hey, I am anti-weiner too, never knew I needed a title, lol. Have a nice half assed week!
Posted on: Jun/21/2011@2:32 pm
I know you are super busy this week, but I have a little something waiting for you over at my place, just because your such a good pimp!
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Posted on: Jun/21/2011@4:01 pm