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FREE Amazon For A Lucky Simpleton
Posted by Simple Dude | Posted in Uncategorized | Posted on 24-06-2011
Got your attention? Here’s the deal. I am going to do another blog giveaway. This one will be easy and 100% absolutely, completely random. You won’t have to make any guesses regarding my gambling habits and you won’t have to post about this on your blog. Hell you won’t even have to acknowledge that this giveaway even exists and you could STILL be the big winner.
Sometime in the next couple weeks I will get my 5,000th comment here on my blog. It has truly amazed me that all of you stop and read this random shit every week and the fact that 5 people would comment is awesome. But to get 5,000 comments in the span of about 10 1/2 months and a little over 200 posts really floors me. I have the best commenters on the net – there is no doubt about that.
You guys rock my world.
So here’s the deal. I am going to give away a $50 Amazon gift card to the person who leaves comment number 5,000. As I mentioned, going at the pace things have been going, it will happen in the next couple weeks. I’ll let you know when it does and will probably give the winner some kick ass pimping in the process. All you need to do is comment on each post and you could be the lucky winner!
What would you get for $50 at Amazon?
I’d get some books or maybe a few DVDs. But you can get a lot more than DVDs at Amazon. You can get some Big Ass Boots, or some Ugly Ass Buddha Figurines. Hell, you can even get 10 sets of those stupid things for $50.
Actually forget the DVDs. I’d probably go with a Leather Whip or maybe a Ball Gag. But I’m weird like that. Yes, you can buy all kinds of interesting sex toys on Amazon too. Random Girl?
Stay tuned!
SD
Free shit always gets my attention. And books? Well books make the world go around.
5000? Wow, Congrats.
Posted on: Jun/24/2011@2:14 pm
Lovin it!
Posted on: Jun/24/2011@2:15 pm
How about a little insider trading and you tell us when we're getting close? Think about all the traffic you'd get. You could have Twitter updates, then those of us who follow you everywhere (yes, we're stalkers), could try to win the loot…Ok, I'm desperate here……
Posted on: Jun/24/2011@2:22 pm
@alessandra: I like that idea… I will give updates. I haven't looked in a day or two not, but I believe I am still about about 180 comments away. I'll give approximate updates every so often.
I don't want to be too specific though because it would ruin the randomness of the whole thing to give people a chance to count comments.
Posted on: Jun/24/2011@2:32 pm
I could SO use a new ball gag.
Posted on: Jun/24/2011@3:09 pm
I need to do up an Amazon wishlist, my birthday is coming up soon.
I may pass on the ball gag, though.
Posted on: Jun/24/2011@3:19 pm
I've never shopped at Amazon, so I'd probably get something completely ridiculous like a blow up doll…
Posted on: Jun/24/2011@3:27 pm
Woah that's a lot of comments and would be the perfect amount to get the a few inflatable giant sumo wrestler costumes http://www.amazon.co.uk/Thumbs-Up-Inflatable-Sumo-Custome/dp/B003CLDY8E/ref=sr_1_14?s=kids&ie=UTF8&qid=1308929428&sr=1-14
Maybe my dream will come true…
Posted on: Jun/24/2011@3:31 pm
Aw man, would it even be fair if I won…again?!?! I could buy me even more Tim and Eric DVDs. Don't know who that is?? Then you are missing out on some really weird TV
You are pretty darn nice for giving something away again. Congrats on your 5000 comment!! That is pretty awesome. And I just have to say, I miss how you were picking your favorite comment every time and reposting them. Some of those were hilarious.
Posted on: Jun/24/2011@3:40 pm
I want to read your book! I want it so bad! I'll do anything! Well…..almost anything!
CBG
canadianbloggergirl.blogspot.com
Posted on: Jun/24/2011@3:41 pm
@TexaGermaNadian: I really liked highlighting my favorite comments too… i will try to do that again. I don't have as much time as I used to unfortunately – maybe I need an assistant.
Anyone willing to work strictly for my admiration and free hugs?
Posted on: Jun/24/2011@3:47 pm
This is awesome!
Posted on: Jun/24/2011@3:56 pm
I seriously wish I knew your secret for cultivating so many comments!
Congrats and cheers =)
Posted on: Jun/24/2011@4:49 pm
Free money? That's worth taking the time to actually comment instead of just silently stalking you…
Posted on: Jun/24/2011@5:03 pm
I would spend it on artsy fartsy shit. Like pens and brushes and ink.
Posted on: Jun/24/2011@6:16 pm
LMAO! I love that you called out Random Girl. She'd have all kinds of fun with a card like that. hahaha. I am thrilled that you are getting such amazing comments. There is a reason you have the best commenters and that is because you rock our world, too! Keep it up.
Posted on: Jun/24/2011@7:16 pm
Ahhh bribery will get you everywhere SD
Posted on: Jun/24/2011@7:43 pm
very cool shopping online my fav
Everyday Life
Posted on: Jun/24/2011@9:57 pm
Well, at least you knew to refer to the expert when referencing purchasing sex toys on Amazon. They have an amazing collection of sex torsos if you recall from my not so recent "Soft-Core" Friday post at Random Girl. I assure you SD, if I am the 5000th comment, that card will be the gift that keeps on giving,,, and giving…and giving…. and….well you get the picture!
Posted on: Jun/25/2011@12:01 am
Who doesn't like free shit unless of course we are talking about real shit then you can keep it I can make my own………..lol
Sorry, 5000 comments how cool is that and how do you know how many comments you have recieved…..just wondering………..
Posted on: Jun/25/2011@4:41 am
hmmm, i reckon this is a fabulous idea for a giveaway. Could be I did the same thing myself.
Gets so exciting as you get closer and closer.
Now if I won the amazon card i could get hubby a kindle. With the exchange rate and $50 it would be a really cheap pressie
Posted on: Jun/25/2011@11:36 am
you should give away something from that cool catalogue that lady friend had.
Posted on: Jun/25/2011@1:43 pm
How do you even find out how many comments you have? I wonder what my number would be at…
Posted on: Jun/25/2011@4:03 pm
Sold!
Posted on: Jun/25/2011@7:40 pm
It would be pretty funny if I end up winning again. And gratz on the comments.
Posted on: Jun/25/2011@10:37 pm
$50 would buy a slightly used Liberator Wedge…
…um….
Posted on: Jun/26/2011@1:06 am
Awesome giveaway! Love the blog, always gives me a good laugh.
Posted on: Jun/26/2011@5:02 am
5000 in 10 1/2 months is amazing, you are very much kicking my ass in that category, I may have 50 comments at a push and I have been going for about 18 months now (feeling depressed now, $50 of Amazon vouchers would cheers me up)
Posted on: Jun/26/2011@10:36 am
yeah I'm nerdy, I want "Anne of Green Gables," and it's ok if you don't know what that is.
I am happy for you that you're getting so many comments! My brother is in prison and I post his letters and art on a blog and we do OK on comments, but not great. I don't know what to do to draw people in. ANYhoots, congrats on rockin' and rollin'
http://www.judiciousjailbird.blogspot.com
Posted on: Jun/27/2011@10:43 am
I would have to get some badly needed cookie sheets…
http://lolpg.posterous.com
Posted on: Jun/27/2011@5:30 pm
Such a generous Simple Dude!!!!
Posted on: Jun/27/2011@6:55 pm
So you confused the folks like me with your Mark Zuckerburg post…wasn't sure if we should comment here or there, so I did both. Now you may crown me the winner.
The Crunchy (Grouchy) Mommy
Posted on: Jul/7/2011@3:58 pm