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No Rapture? Then I Better Pay My Bills
Posted by Simple Dude | Posted in Uncategorized | Posted on 22-05-2011
Well we all survived the Rapture. Or lack thereof. Although as I am writing this on Saturday evening from the northern suburbs of Minneapolis, I think the world may be at least considering it’s end. We’ve got tornado warnings going on around us. I snapped this pic out the window of the ominous skies. Despite how it looks we’re not getting any rain here – at least not yet.
I thought it was a Zombie Apocalypse that we had to watch out for… not demon storms. Hmmm.
Saturday was a tough day for me. Expecting the world to come to an end, the Lady Friend and I really lived it up Friday night. We went out for a little while but did most of the damage sitting in our living room. We started with wine but it wasn’t long before she’d moved on to Bacardi and I had moved on to Jameson. When we’re looking to get messed up, I go straight for the Irish Whiskey.
We didn’t have anything specific to celebrate or any special reason for it… but we were up until 4am drinking, watching TV and making each other laugh. So why WERE we up drinking so late? I have no idea. I was asking myself that same question repeatedly throughout the day Saturday. Eventually the Advil kicked in and I dragged my ass up to run a few errands. While I was out I saw something I thought was pretty funny. And you know me.. I had to take a picture of it!
It’s hard to see it, but it’s a pretty standard pick up truck. Nothing unusual about that. But in the back window he has a little air conditioner. You know, like the ones you’d put in the window of your house. How the hell he is able to power that thing I don’t know, but he wanted to make damn good and sure there was no way he’s going to get sweaty cruising around town. And it wasn’t even that warm today.
I am pretty sure he saw me take the photo but I don’t give a shit. He’s the jackass with a window AC in his truck, not me.
SD
What a DOUCHE! That is usually something you see down here in texas (rednecks).. oh well, I guess every state has them…
AmberLaShell Rants
Posted on: May/22/2011@2:38 pm
I can't imagine what the tin foil hat wearers are thinking of this whole "Rapture" business…and tornadoes can't be helping their anxiety. We have had a ton of consistent rain, leading to lots of folks to talk about Noah and the Arc. I am hoping the unicorn makes it this time.
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Posted on: May/22/2011@3:09 pm
Hope your hangover is over by now.
Now that's what a coonass would do with our hot humid days LOL!
But wait, I didn't see any Jack Daniel's in that liquor mixture! What is wrong with you people!?
Posted on: May/22/2011@3:43 pm
I actually left the following greeting on my cell phone:
"Hello, I'm not in at this time. The rapture, don't you know? But, if you'd like to leave a message at the tone, a flesh-eating zombie will be sure to get back to you. Thank you and good luck until October. BEEP."
Crap. Now I'm going to have to change it back
Posted on: May/22/2011@4:18 pm
Ooo! oo! I know! That's a generator he's got in the back of the pick up! We Mainers see stuff like this ALL the time!! Ay yup!
Posted on: May/22/2011@4:33 pm
I have never seen anything like that! A small air conditioner in a window of a truck! hahaha. insanity.
Posted on: May/22/2011@4:57 pm
Why you hating on this guy, he's obviously a genius. Why can't you see that
As for the Jamesons, I agree with you there.
Posted on: May/22/2011@5:44 pm
Haha, that back window air conditioning is right up there with the Truck Nutz I have been featuring on my blog. Yep, and they are just what you think they are. Friday sounded like fun. Some of the best nights are those kinds
Posted on: May/22/2011@6:11 pm
Not a lot of signs leading up to THE RAPTURE yet, unless of course you count Lady Gaga as Satan's mistress. Blah, blah, blah …
Although, my fair city of Cape Town, in South Africa has been enveloped in dark clouds day after day.
Posted on: May/22/2011@6:24 pm
SD our AC blew on our Tahoe and we cannot afford to fix it. I think this might be a winner. Thanks for the idea! hahahahahahaha
Posted on: May/22/2011@6:25 pm
ahh the new super deluxe inbuilt AC units, come as standard in most cars. Great in the summer
Posted on: May/22/2011@7:27 pm
We were hoping for the rapture to take my brother, so I could have the basement to myself. No such luck, maybe next "end of the world" day.
Posted on: May/22/2011@11:28 pm
at 6pm Saturday night (that was the time right?) there was a massive clap of thunder and torrential rain. Meh, it is May and nearly winter. Just what you would expect here now.
Oh and I am having a blog party and i know you love a good pimping. Hope to see you drop by
Hugs
Dribble…
Secret Pleasures
Posted on: May/23/2011@1:27 am
I'm with the first commenter (Amber)….looks like something a Texan would do…..
We've been having demon storms and ominous clouds for a while now. It's part of the month of May for us. We've been under a tornado watch for the past 24 hours straight. Haven't had any, but we've had the watches.
Posted on: May/23/2011@3:31 am
Ah, Jameson. A good choice, man.
As for this whole rapture thing, well this is the 6th time I can remember it not happening. I fail to get excited for it anymore.
It is the first time I've wanted to leave a set of clothes on the lawn of a church with a gay pride t-shirt, though.
Posted on: May/23/2011@1:57 pm
That pic is freaking awesome. Are you sure you weren't in middle Missouri when you took it?
Posted on: May/23/2011@5:57 pm
Just last week I saw a car with fans in the back window.
Weird people anyway.
Posted on: May/23/2011@7:03 pm
I'm sure I know people who would actually TRY that in their trucks. Sad.
Posted on: May/24/2011@2:34 am