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Walk, Toot, Giggle
Posted by Simple Dude | Posted in Uncategorized | Posted on 27-04-2011
Hey Simpletons… happy hump day. Anyone humpin’ right now? Crazy! As typical of hump days, I have a new post over at Sprocket Ink. It’s about sainthood and how the Catholic church goes about selecting people to become saints.
I know that sounds about as interesting as a dry fart (speaking of which, funny story towards the end of the post) but I actually think my take on it is a little bit funny so I am hoping you click over and give it a read. And as always, comment on it… and tell your friends to do the same dammit!!
Speaking of farts… something odd happened to me yesterday while walking out to the parking ramp after work. I was walking about 15 – 20 feet or so behind this larger dude. I was in my own world, already thinking about being home with my ass parked on the couch.
Then I heard some strange noises coming from up in front of me. I looked up and realized this larger dude was farting as he walked. Each step he took let out another toot, over the course of about six steps.
I, of course, started to laugh and thought he’d show some embarrassment but I noticed he had ear buds in and was probably listening to music and had no idea that it was even making any noise. He just kept walking along. I looked around me and there was no one else in our vicinity which kind of upset me – I wanted someone else to enjoy this funny moment with.
Had I been closer to him I may not have been as amused – but at the distance I was it cracked me up… sorry, farts are funny to me.
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SD
I wonder if he was pooting along to the beat?
Posted on: Apr/27/2011@6:08 pm
My mom and I were walking up the steps behind this little old lady one time and with every single step up she let one rip. They were loud as hell and we were trying SO hard not to laugh, but…but…but…we failed miserably.
Posted on: Apr/27/2011@6:44 pm
The EXACT same thing happened to me a few years ago. The only difference was that the farter was my own mother. She wasnt embarrassed either, but to this day she still claims that it was a "deer in the woods". Never mind that we were inside shopping mall.
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Posted on: Apr/27/2011@6:54 pm
That was funny! Shame on you! "SMILING"
Posted on: Apr/27/2011@6:55 pm
that makes me think of my grandpa going up steps. playing a raucous butt symphany.
Posted on: Apr/27/2011@8:09 pm
The things that happen when we think we are alone.
Posted on: Apr/27/2011@9:51 pm
My grandpa was deaf… he would fart up a storm and think we were none the wiser! Oh, how wrong he was….
Posted on: Apr/27/2011@11:08 pm
Farts are always funny. I about die every time my grandmother farts—she does that machine gun fart when she laughs and it kills me every single time!
Posted on: Apr/28/2011@12:03 am
Tooting to the beat! We are all laughing with you now : )
Posted on: Apr/28/2011@2:06 am
I think Larry the Cable Guy does a bit about "Granny having the walking farts"…and I am laughing whenever I think or type the phrase "walking farts". Even the Queen mum can't help but smirk. Farts are funny, man. Especially disguised as machine gun fire.
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Posted on: Apr/28/2011@3:52 am
Ha, why yes, I check on blogs and hump it up! How did you know?! Wow, just kidding, lol. My husband likes to say that there are geese flying over head when that happens to him. My dad, that he is stepping on frogs. Wow, what great men roll models I have in my life
Posted on: Apr/28/2011@9:42 am
Does anyone else find it funny you mentioned humping and Catholics in the same breath?
Posted on: Apr/28/2011@11:54 am
This is a great cropduster story by the way, however, if you were the only one around he was pretty ineffective.
Posted on: Apr/28/2011@11:55 am
eeew he's gross lol
Posted on: Apr/29/2011@1:01 am
How very wonderful
Posted on: Apr/29/2011@8:45 am
I am constantly guilty of this. Especially on the way out of work… they build up all day while I hold them in.
Posted on: Apr/29/2011@1:57 pm