Posted by Simple Dude | Posted in Uncategorized | Posted on 27-04-2011
Hey Simpletons… happy hump day. Anyone humpin’ right now? Crazy! As typical of hump days, I have a new post over at Sprocket Ink. It’s about sainthood and how the Catholic church goes about selecting people to become saints.
I know that sounds about as interesting as a dry fart (speaking of which, funny story towards the end of the post) but I actually think my take on it is a little bit funny so I am hoping you click over and give it a read. And as always, comment on it… and tell your friends to do the same dammit!!
Speaking of farts… something odd happened to me yesterday while walking out to the parking ramp after work. I was walking about 15 – 20 feet or so behind this larger dude. I was in my own world, already thinking about being home with my ass parked on the couch.
Then I heard some strange noises coming from up in front of me. I looked up and realized this larger dude was farting as he walked. Each step he took let out another toot, over the course of about six steps.
I, of course, started to laugh and thought he’d show some embarrassment but I noticed he had ear buds in and was probably listening to music and had no idea that it was even making any noise. He just kept walking along. I looked around me and there was no one else in our vicinity which kind of upset me – I wanted someone else to enjoy this funny moment with.
Had I been closer to him I may not have been as amused – but at the distance I was it cracked me up… sorry, farts are funny to me.
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