The Simple DudeA Simple Dude in a Complex World

There is a website that’s been bouncing around the blog world that last week or so.  I originally saw The Bloggess posting about it, but if you haven’t seen it – and you’re one of them Tweeter folks – you’re going to to want to check it out.  I can guarantee it’s good for about 3 – 5 minutes of entertainment, depending on how easily entertained you are.  I am about the most easily entertained dude around…  so it’s helped me kill a couple days.

The site is called That Can Be My Next Tweet  or something like that..   anyway, you punch in your Twitter user name and it scans all your recent tweets, putting together strings of phrases and words you use frequently to guess what your next tweet could be.

Most of the time it’s nonsense crap, sometimes funny and occasionally just plain scary.  And you do usually recognize some of the words but it’ll spit stuff back at you that makes you say what kind of shit am I tweeting?!?

For instance.. according to the site here are some of my possible future tweets:

Now that jackass can convince her, dry humping a shitty comic that’s just barely buzzing.

They probably do sins, but I need your sister. Study: Women who push their phones.

 
Going to tweet poop. We’re like you, have named an ugly term. It’s not right.

Strippers, keg beer and the Lady Friend had the same story.

Yeah – my drunken blog post is written, convertible top down. I’m looking forward to deciding how!

My Lady Friend Speaks out.. new post: I like those rain dances & twizzlers.

I like weed or later.

I’m sharing a monkey photo.

And one of my favorites:

Simple Dude Crush.

Those were some of the more interesting ones.. you can keep hitting “Get Your Next Tweet” over and over again and it seemed about half of mine involved alcohol in some way.  Yikes.

Want to see if any of these tweets actually become MY NEXT TWEET?  You better follow me then!  Click here:

I mentioned a funny quote from Justlittlecajunme in my last post and I mentioned that she didn’t have a blog – but I was wrong..  SHE DOES!  Stupid me, I was probably screwing up the whole clicking her profile thing..  anyway, this is the link to HER BLOG.  Please check it out – her comment about mentioning ME to her significant other while shopping for peeps, and he replying with a “who??” really made me laugh. 

SD