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Half Assed Weekend – Feb 27
Posted by Simple Dude | Posted in Uncategorized | Posted on 27-02-2011
My week was a very busy one, working late a couple different nights and going drinking a couple different nights, including one night with a friend who was back in town for the week. This guy is someone I used to work with, who moved to the West Coast this past summer.
He and I have stayed in touch since he moved and about a week ago he casually mentioned to me there was a job opening at his company that would be a good fit for me. I didn’t think much of it at first, but after talking to the Lady Friend I decided it wouldn’t hurt to at least send my resume. My friend thinks with his recommendation I’ll at least get an interview so if nothing else I’ll get a free (though very quick) trip to California when they fly me out to interview. I know the job pays more than mine, I just don’t know how much more. I have a certain dollar amount in mind and if they offer less I wouldn’t even consider it. If they offer more I’d have some serious thinking to do.
I don’t have kids, so it wouldn’t be that tough to pick up and move. The Lady Friend would join me at some point, she hates her job anyway and in her field I know she’d find work out there easily. No, she’s not a stripper. But that’s something to fall back on I guess. It’s just a little stressful to think about moving halfway across the country. I do have a cousin in San Francisco and a cousin in the L.A. area, plus an uncle and my brother both live between San Diego and L.A. so I have plenty of family in Cali.
So I sent my resume off on Thursday. We’ll see what happens. I’ll keep you posted.
I had a TON of great comments on my big bacon donut dilemma from earlier this week. I never did get one of these sweet goodies, which still has me upset – and apparently just by bringing it up I have now upset many of you since now YOU want one too. Although I hear I can get one in Portland at a place called Voodoo… so maybe I need to plan a summer donut roadtrip.
One of my favorite comments came from Nicki at The Loaded Handbag. Check out her blog, she’s not only a great writer but a great photographer. She pointed out something that I refuse to share with the Lady Friend:
“So in the end you DID blog about the bacon donuts…I’m going to chalk this up as a win in her court.”
And then I also had some great comments about the Facebook Stalking App which apparently was removed this week. Vinny C from As Vinny C’s It shared his thoughts:
“Thanks to Facebook, no more hiding in the bushes & digging through their garbage. Technology really makes everything easier.”
Indeed! What the hell did we do before technology made our shady behavior not only less shady but socially acceptable! Yay for progress!
Speaking of technology, my Friday post about internet porn got a lot of awesome comments. I could have copied and pasted about 10 of them into this post but am going to go with just one from Random Girl:
“Some guys use porn because that can’t get it at home, but some guys don’t get it at home because they use porn.. and piss off the real life vagina they have access to. His loss.”
She then went on to say I was not allowed to post about pissed off vaginas, because she was going to do that. I hope like hell she wasn’t lying.
Have a great Sunday all you Simpletons. It’s a good day to sit on your ass and watch it get fatter. FYI.. for all you folks who visit from out of country, that’s simply the American way.
SD









My oh my, this has been my lucky week, lots-o-porn posts and a shout out from Simple Dude? I'm a very lucky girl indeed! So honored that my "pissed off vagina" comment got it's much deserved spotlight…and yes my post titled the same will be forthcoming. I am a woman of my word. Thanks for your insight on the "Shut Up and Pull My Hair" debate as well, I knew you rolled like that!
Posted on: Feb/27/2011@4:25 pm
Good luck on the potential career switch!
Posted on: Feb/27/2011@5:35 pm
Picking up and moving halfway across the country is definitely rough. I did that a few years ago. It can be very worth the opportunities though.
Posted on: Feb/27/2011@6:12 pm
A word of advice, make sure you get to Portland for that bacon donut before you move out to California. I'm pretty sure they're outlawed there and the ones you can score on the street, well they're just not the same. I think they cut them with bacon bits.
Posted on: Feb/27/2011@6:16 pm
Big moves are always a lot of stress. It'll be something to think about even if you do like what they're offering. All the best.
Posted on: Feb/27/2011@6:43 pm
Congrats on taking a chance on the new job…who knows it could be an incredibly exciting chapter of your life. As for your recent comments-love them.
Pornapalooza was definately a hit on Friday.
Posted on: Feb/27/2011@6:43 pm
good luck!… but remember the cost of living in cali is higher than minne.
heh- heh- he said higher and cali in the same sentence.
i spent most of my time when i lived in cali high…
seriously good luck tho'
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Posted on: Feb/27/2011@7:10 pm
California is a great place to live, if you can get past the HIGH cost of living, the rudeness of the people, the traffic and the smog. Otherwise, it's heaven!
Posted on: Feb/27/2011@7:21 pm
Wow, that's a major life change to move across halfway across the country. Good on ya for having the courage to at least give yourself the opportunity and I'm sure it'll go well with whatever way your decision folds out.
Just please don't stop blogging if you go. >.>;
Posted on: Feb/27/2011@7:40 pm
lmmfao! Hey homie, let me know when ol' girl posts about pissed off vaginas so I can stalk the hell out of her!
Posted on: Feb/27/2011@7:50 pm
Pissed-off vaginas are much more preferable than pissed-ON vaginas. I would think. Maybe not. But, then, what do I know? I think the missionary position requires a man of the cloth.
Posted on: Feb/28/2011@2:12 am
I heard that everyone in California is gay. Just sayin'.
Posted on: Feb/28/2011@5:16 am
Holy shit, I got a Simple Dude shout out?!?!
Thank you so much for the kind words and linkage…and for the record, I really hope you get the job out in Cali, but I will miss your hilarious Minnesotan posts.
Posted on: Feb/28/2011@3:31 pm
If you get the interview I hope it goes well and gives you an opportunity. Where is this job? Haha now I'm curious since it's in my neck of the country.
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