The Simple DudeA Simple Dude in a Complex World

Yes I have looked but it seems I only date guys with incredibly comman names so I could never find the right jerkwad.
I am smiling tho at the fact that the bottom of your post looks like I have won the Jackpot on the pokies with a line of 3 Donkeys.

That is absolutely hysterical. I can now save a lot of stalking time for blogging!!!!

My name is Bouncin' Barb, I am 1/2 polish and I am a follower. Does that count? Great post.

Hmmm, I know I'm being stalked on FB by a few people (I could explain that but…). I wonder if I can find out if they have FB Breakup Notifier app and then just keep changing my status like every hour or so. That would be fun.

Thanks to Facebook, no more hiding in the bushes & digging through their garbage. Technology really makes everything easier.

O. We have ALL done this… I love the cut and paste line, priceless (even though I also do not understand it).

Nah, my ex and I have each other blocked. Actually, I have all my exes blocked. It makes life so much easier that way!

I'm with Miley – block block block – you're not in my life, you're not in my fb, motherfucker!

It's pretty funny though.

Sarah xxx

Dammit! Now I gotta bust my ass to stay in the relationship I'm in out of fear of all my ex boyfriends getting a laugh out of it. Shit, all the hearts I've broken probably have already downloaded the application and are just waiting….this worries me! lol

I totally fb stalk my ex… but not because I care one bit about what he is up to. I just miss his dog and like to look at photos of her.

I'll totally cop to stalking exes via facebook. Actually though, the more emotionally involved I was and the harder the break-up, the LESS I want to facebook stalk, because I'm always afraid of what I'll see. The most recent ex is currently hidden from my feed, because I hate seeing when he's friends with girls I don't know. Yay rampant insecurity.

lol awesome Facebook. You know some poor lonely bitter developer spent WEEKS writing this app. lol

Thanks Simple Dude. Really appreciate it.

This is why technology and social networking scares the heck out of me. I do really love the last scene from "Escape From L.A." when everything goes dark. Not the best movie but that scene is priceless.

SD I have been following you for a couple months now and I am really enjoying it.

i loooooooooooooooooooove to stalk via facebook. ex BF's, girls who made fun of me in high school, my mum's most recent ex husband. it's great. it's not like i'm going to try and find them and hide in a tree outside their house or anything. but if i can get a little gossip worthy info from the comfort of my own home? lovely. THANKS FACEBOOK.

sounds a bit crazy to me!

Dude, I agree. FB stalker here. But I agree with Jess. It's not to try to find anyone, but just to see what their up to. Nice Post

Simple dude: I'll give YOU something new to cut and paste, if you know what i mean. *wink wink*

also: Facebook apps suck. Every time someone invites me to one or tries to use one on me, I block it. I feel like un-friending them too, but I guess I am not that mean.

facebook sucks in general.

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hahaha "that hot dude in your scrapbooking class" loved it. I don't need to be updated everytime stupid people break up/get back together. I see more relationship updates than can be humanly possible. It seems like some people, after 2 dates are suddenly "in a relationshp" then I have to be notified 2 weeks later when SHOCKER they breakup. Ugh. Kill me now.

That is an awesome graphic. Please tell me you made it. Even if you have to lie.

No freakin way!!! Thats awesome in a unbelivably creapy kind of way.

I'm totally down on stalking facebook for exs espically when I need a confidence boost

i have never looked up an ex – u read my blog so u know why – but i did discover this horrible site – Peek You – i also discovered that yahoo was sending updates to people i had long since forgotten about on the status of my life – quite crappy since i didnt want my ex to know i had a miscarriage

Wow that is borderline stalking!

The "Like" button is handy, but an "I told you so" button for relationship status changes would be more appropriate.

Bruce is up to 13 blogs now? wow.

It seems less men than women have FB pages, so it has made it tough to stalk my former love interests. I have googled them though, and found wedding pictures and such. It's weird, but…well, it's just weird.

Will the person you stalk have no way of knowing that you're stalking him/her?

thanks for the blog lurve pimpin SD style…

i friended a ex girlfriend from HS and she ignored it, for like ever…(never accepted)

then outta the blue she e-mails me all nice and stuff…hey bruce, i need your address and phone number and and all that….

yeah right…

30th re-union fact book check my ass…

and i thought that funny looking van parked in front of my house was just a process server…

How did you know about the hot guy in my scrap booking class?? I like this post. A bunch.

Thanks for the Pimping SD you've made my world very cheerful now
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I seem to be very interested in other people's lives, so if I ever have an ex I'll probably try it, for now I enjoy stalking friends, either congratulating, or sending a virtual hug

that is a bit of a crazy app to have. Does the description read: for stalkers only ? or people who show a lot of interest but aren't actually real stalkers ?

what will be next and love the pimping

loads of people stalk other people on facebook, exes or foes, it's part of the reason why it works so well but i think you have to be pretty desperate to sign up to an app like that…plus you'd look like a pretty big stalker once it appears on your newsfeed that you've signed up to it haha.

I wonder what the notifications for that app are like.

"Congratulations! Person A is now single!"
"Too bad…Person A is now in a relationship with Person B"
"Chin up, Bucko! Person A is not 'it's complicated' with Person B. Sounds like room for improvement there, yes? *wink*"

"Now you can give him something new to cut and paste. I have no idea what that means."

Favorite. SD. Quote. Ever.

Unfortunately, the Breakup Notifier has been shut down. (And I didn't even have a chance to stalk yet! Man!)

I just found your blog and its rather intersting. I have checked my ex's status on facebook but he has me blocked.I have him blocked also.

BTW. Your interviews with Fickle Cattle was awesome. Its how I found your blog! It's alot catch up but you are very creative and interesting from what I read.

I heard about the facebook app thing, but was unsure, thanks for the detail, lol… I have wandered to ex pages to see what they are up to, GUILTY! Love the post! Am now following, thanks to Fickle Cattle

Are you f'n kidding me!?!?!? What the hell ever happened to TALKING to people!? I think Facebook might be the end of civilization. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go stalk my exes.

And BTW, how exactly does one get their blog pimped? Do you accept cash bribes?

It also only works on the people who are your friends on facebook. I'm not friends with my exes on facebook, so it's useless to me. I have to stick with the primitive form of stalking. Thankfully, I live just right down the street from my ex!

Just kidding… just kidding… (or am I?)

I was FB stalking my crush for a while, but only because she friended me. Then this conscience thing hit me over the head one day, I had a momentary blackout, and deleted her.

Now that she made her profile private I'd have to skulk around her office if I want to stalk her.

I'm not that pathetic… am I?

Um, hot guy in a scrapbooking class??? Definitely not straight! I "stalk" my ex through my son. I unfriended him, but check my son's page for bullies, so can get to my ex's page. He has been careful so far not to post about his new relationship, thankfully. I am guessing because of our son. I am with you, though, on the people who say they don't are lying…. or not on Facebook!

Now THAT was COOL. Thanks for the pimp!

You know that they will come out with an APP that then tells you who has the APP that tells them what your relationship status is….I think I just confused myself.

I think that app is creepy as shiz. I also think it's creepy that you can see everyone's cell phone #'s on there. I took mine off, but yet I still have my stalker who just breathes into the phone. At least I know where I picked them up.

The hot guy in the scrapbooking class is not checking for the hot women in the scrapbooking class. I know someone already said something similar, but I had my comment all picked out and I'm not changing it now, dammit.

haha, I love the picture.

Hahah I just found your blog. I am glad I did.

You have just helped my stalking abilties. Super high-five for you!

Yeah, I'm thinking I don't wanna hook up with a guy in a scrap-booking class. Although after you saw my artwork, maybe I need to!

Looks like Facebook agrees with your assessment of this particular application. They nuked it, and even cutoff FB access to the personal page of the guy who wrote it. Harsh.