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The least that could happen here is that she does something else to take your mind off of at least one of them.

She's a tease, but yet, here you are.. blogging about it. Well played, Lady Friend. Well played.

Oh wow…meat candy wrapped in a donut…which episode of criminal minds was this? If Shemar Moore is eating it…now that's the thing fantasies are made of!

Doesn't Krispy Kreme sell some sort of donut with bacon and egg in the middle of it like a sandwich? I'm sure I've heard something like that.

Did they even mention it on Criminal Minds or is she just messing with your head since it's so easy to do? I mean, I watch the show, and I remember no such criminal behavior discussed. Just sayin'…

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Wait, so you have no information on bacon doughnuts? Is it baked inside? Or sprinkled on top like sprinkles? Do you know where we can find some? Oh wait no….who is the tease now good sir?

@Chris & George: couldn't agree more.

@Krissy: They actually did mention it. After this exchange she rewound the DVR to play it for me. I don't think the bacon-donut committed an actual crime though.

Bacon Doughnuts….sounds like something I would actually eat, since I don't eat pork or meat but I do love doughnuts [and funny enough I love the smell of bacon]. That would make me cave and sink my teeth in…..hmmmmm *drool

This happens all the time at my house, which is why we end up having conversations about leprosy over the dinner table.

Pearl

Girlfriends are allowed to be teases – it's our prerogative

However, to extend your negative feelings about lack of a bacon donut….It just so happens we have a locally owned specialty donut place here that sells bacon donuts!!! Be jealous!

Making donuts isn't that hard… just add a little crispy bacon crumbled into the mix and viola!

I'm with Krystle on this one. I think I want more information on this magical food. Could it really be as good as it sounds?

she got your attention with two words……….you have to admire her talent!!! lol

If she didn't have the donut, you should've at least received a consolation BJ. Just sayin…

lmmfao! This was freaking hilarious! Shit, I think I might stuff some turkey bacon in a donut and see what happens! I'll do it before my Weight Watchers meeting

Holy hell if they made bacon donuts I think I would have died and gone to pork heaven.

Dude, you should have given your Lady Friend drawing some boobies.
Bacon donut for the win! Yum.
Jess

I saw an episode of Man vs. Food with those… or maybe it was A&E's Heavy… whichever.

I'm usually the one that does this to my wife.

"Man, cake would be awesome right now."
"Wait… you got cake?!?!?!?"
"No. I'm just sayin-"
"DIVORCE."

Why would she tell you about a bacon doughnut if she didn't have one? That's just mean.

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dude, lol – i pooped my pants a little and I'm sending you the dry cleaning bill – forward me your address

@Kev D. – ur sharing that bill with simple dude (see above comment)

My life has always been a tease like that, though without the bacon, at least since 1986 anyway.

Great stuff by the way, but then you knew that anyways x

is feeling cheated that there wasnt at picture of the donut or the bacon

Was that the crime on the show? Someone teased another about a bacon donut, didn't produce and the other person offed them?

Deep fried Mars Bar in batter, a Scottish delicacy. Mind you this is a country where they deep fry pizzas.

Find a recipe and hand it to her to start baking them.

Are you sure it wasn't a serial killer called "Baking Walnuts?" (who only went after nut lovers. Go ahead, you may laugh at that image).
There's an ice cream shop near where I live (called "The Inside Scoop"-aren't those mouth breathers clever??).
Anyway, they have an ice cream flavor called "Bacon Walnut." Believe it or not, it is fantastic. I can only imagine that Bacon Doughnuts would be just as nutritionally (or otherwise) orgasmic.
They also have a flavor called "Tabasco."
Not so much.

Haha, but seriously, those sounds AWESOME! And healthy. Tell your lady friend not to worry, it is a man thing and you wieners just can't help yourself. Its the same at the sight of boobs. Imagine if she would have mentioned the bacon donuts and shown you a picture of some epic cleavage. Your mind wouldn't have known what to do.

Now I want a doughnut. Do you not have a doughnut to give me? Now YOU are a tease!

If Lady Friend is teasing you, at least she knows what gets you going! …I'm sensing a future post about your quest for the coveted bacon donut.

I am wary of such a thing as a bacon donut. On one hand: A combination of my two favorite-est foods. On the other hand: Sweet icing mixed with salty pork? Okay, just kidding, yeah, you're right. Awesome. I sense maple-cured bacon would be the best bacon for this experience.

One should never enter the house without bacon doughnuts in hand.

Would rather have a bacon pancake and a jam donut for dessert.

So, I kind of got distracted. Did you say that you were giving out bacon donuts for following you on Twitter?

As Homer would say, "Alalalalal." *Whislt drooling*

What? There's no recipe for bacon donuts here… What a tease!

haha, i think your lady friend is awesome. Also, I might be the minority here, but bacon donuts sounds really gross..

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Wow, what an artist! The facial expressions were GREAT!

mmmm bacon mmmm donuts
both together though…..not convinced
Think the concept is probably better than the reality…very happy to be wrong though

I don't let my lady friend tease me. I woulda made her sleep in her car.

I have had bacon donuts before. They are fan-fucking-tastic. It's tastes like god blowing a load in my mouth.

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Okay, bacon donuts sound just wrong and disgusting and gross. And I must try them to make sure as as bad and gross and wrong as I expect them to be.

Love the artwork, such attention to detail!

You must come to Portland and try the Maple Bacon donut at Voodoo! It's the bomb-diggity.

Love The Art…Now I want a bacon donut. I DONT KNOW WHERE THE F*CK IM SUPPOSED TO GET ONE OF THOSE.. THX ALOT SD >:(..

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Yup, Portland does indeed have a maple bar with strips of bacon on top….soooo good. Voodoo has been on tv many times bc of their oh so very creative flavor combinations.

haha to funny and bet you still haven't gotton your bacon donuts right

So in the end you DID blog about the bacon donuts…I'm going to chalk this up as a win in her court.

The Lady Friend's rolled eyes in panel #4 is classic. I'm impressed with your stick figure skills. It's hard to denote emotion with so little detail but you pulled it off.

Bacon donuts?? Weird. Also, I was on Amazon the other day and say bacon scented bath soap for me. WTF?

I love the expressions, especially the one where Lady Friend is rolling her eyes!

And my friend on facebook posted pics of bacon cupcakes. I'm trying to get her to marry me.

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I saw an actual picture of a maple bar, with bacon crumbled on top with chocolate syrup drizzled on it. I wanted it, badly. So her behavior is criminal.

Drool

Bacon donuts?

Someone just mentioned bacon brownies the other day. Is this the new trend? Bacon + sweets? Ew.

So wait… do you have bacon donuts? Or did you just write a blog post about em…

I honestly don't see the big deal about bacon. It's just crispy meat. Ewww.

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I saw this one, too!

But turns out it was actually just a ham bagel. Those profilers were way off the mark this one!

bacon donuts huh? Im not sure how to feel about that..I love bacon, I love donuts. Tough call.

Bacon donuts? Pshaw…Bacon CHOCOLATE BARS. (Also consider bacon and blueberry waffles, but I digress) That's the ticket. And while I don't have one on hand to send (I ate it while I watched really bad tv) here is the link. It's ludicrous. It's ridiculous. It's a $7.50 chocolate bar. You won't be sorry. You will be addicted. You will blog about it. I did.

http://www.vosgeschocolate.com/product/bacon_exotic_candy_bar/exotic_candy_bars

OMG !!!!! bacon donuts dose = heaven….

Its amazing to me how many people think this is the most fantastic thing ever mind you bacon with anything would be AWESOME !!!
mmmmmm bacon
mmmmmmm dounuts
(drooling like homer simpson)