The Simple DudeA Simple Dude in a Complex World

I should win because a) I follow you and b) we hail from the same city – so that just makes me cooler than most. Plus – who wouldn't want the completely series of The Sopranos!? fuck yeah!

Ahem. I should win because I've wanted to check out the Sopranos and still have yet to see an episode. So, getting the whole set…yay!

I don't know anything about hippos. And all my rhymes would be really disgusting and possibly contain the word vagina and/or the phase "that's what he said last night".

P.S. – My word verification is "upinver". Which is soooo close to being "upinher". Just thought I'd share. You're welcome.

Hmm I should win because I honestly can't remember the last time I had a bj.

I'm fairly certain I follow you on Twitter as well as on here.

I saw Frank Santorelli live at the Funny Bone Comedy club and he actually talked to me and said I was too young to drink martinis and I had to convince him that I was. (So of course I would want the Sopranos)

I really really want an Ass Kickin' Beer Drinkin' Award.

While I have valid reasons why I should win…I wouldn't mind losing to Oilfield Trash..just because that's sad.

I should win because after writing something clever and then deleting it numerous times because it sounded much better in my head, I have come to the conclusion that I have nothing to write. So I should win it because I lack creativity, and a series would give me ideas. So there. Hed hed down under

I think the comments are all pretty funny. I don't want to win, I wanted to say that the post and comments made amused me.

Give it to Oilfield Trash.. he needs it.

I should win because I have know idea how we missed out on the Sopranos and would love the entire series.

I'm trying really hard for something creative and coming up with nothing. If I had seen this prior to noon today I would have been better off. I really am a morning person. It's a good thing for me that it's a random drawing because at this point, I complete suck and I'm coming up with nothing particularly creative.

http://rantsravesfactsnfics.blogspot.com/

how about a haiku?

i follow you here!
the hippos i love and fear,
those huge teeth? oh dear.

okay, rhyming, poetry, hippos… if that doesn't deserve true blood season one, i don't know what does.

Now see here you are asking me to be creative with an entry and yet….you didn't participate in my giveaway!! pft!

its ok though cause I still want that sopranos shit! Plus I think your shit is awesome!

CBG
canadianbloggergirl.blogspot.com

This is the best giveaway I've ever seen. Sopranos? LOVE.

I should win because IF I win the entire series of the Sopranos, I will dress up like Edie Falco, get fake nails, and record a video of me saying "can I get a cup of coffee with a stirrer" in a Jersey accent.

Very kind and generous of you to share your goodies like that!

Call it a day and give the prize to Oilfield Trash. Anyone who can't remember the last time he enjoyed a bit of knob slobbing, at the very least deserves to have a little joy come into his life.

http://rantersbox.blogspot.com

I should win because vampires get me hot, and if you want me to have a happy sex life, you would give me that true blood set, so I can have sex in my mind with many vampires,,, and maybe even a telepath..

I follow you everywhere!

Hey SD, nice work on the giveaway!! I am excited about the possibility of winning…. I gotta tell you… I hope I win because I have never seen any of those shows and need to be educated.

Kelly

Yes, for the love of mind-numbing orgasms, please give it to Oilfield Trash. He could get one of those flesh-like 'mouths' and live vicariously through a vampire blow job. That sounds like fun.

You won an award on my blog, come by to pick it up.. (btw, I don't expect you to follow to rules, so you won't hurt my feelings if you don't) amberlashell.com

I follow you on Twitter and on Bloglovin', something you should seriously consider trying out if you don't use it already.

I should win this award because yours is the only blog I follow that I discovered by chance. Every other blog I follow has a reason; they're a friend, they commented on my post, they were linked to by a friend, etc. But YOU, Simple Dude, for you I have no reason. I simply stumbled across your blog – who knows how – at some point in my life, and I've been a dedicated follower ever since. HELLZYEAH.

I'm with the other ladies who think that poor Oilfield Trash should win something. I vote for true blood…at least there is a lot of boobs and sex in the show. Poor guy. For the love of God…get his address and send him a stripper! That's just not humane if you can't even remember the last time you enjoyed a little mouth hoover action.

I want to win so you will have to pay a shit load in postage to send it half way across the world. Nothing more creative than that lol. KISS

I am all over True Blood!! I LOVE that show and I'll admit, the first season has the best vampire sex EVER! and I gotta agree with Mynx a little bit.

I don't want to win, I just wanted to post something. Mynx's reason was hilarious!

As I have stated in the past – best commenters on the net. By far.

As for Oilfield Trash, I feel quite bad for you. And its nice to see women in the blog world are the same as the real world – they will feel sorry for a problem like that, but do nothing to 'help' the situation.. haha.

SD

I am following u. I have rats and i know even if I win you wont be sending true blood dvd to India ):

but I have never seen true blood and I am curious to know about it.So I should win this (:

Simple Dude, you summed it up all to well.

ouch simple dude and oilfield! Let's be honest…girls love to show off their self proclaimed prowess in this area…somebody *cough oilfield trash cough* isn't trying very hard.
Hell give me oilfields info and I'll send the stripper…and you can give me all 3 gifts for helping him out.

Jewels considering I was married to the woman Simple described, I can make that statement.

And I have been trying hard. But every time I try, I keep falling off of the couch.

haha. fair enough. good luck.

I like you on facebook and i like you off facebook, and i follow you on twitter and i'd follow you off twitter but your new lady friend would probably beat me up for that and i accepted your ass kicking beer drinking award with a big smile and i had 4 beers tonight and… shit poor Oilfield trash hasn't had a bj in like forever… give him one of the giveaways, poor guy deserves it, but then give me one of the other ones because i rooted for somebody else and that should give me some kind of goody-goody points!

I should win because I'm cool like that. Not as cool as YOU, of course, but pretty cool. And I like your writing enough to follow you. ; )

AHHHHHHH! I want the Sopranos set more than anyone else does. F*&$ everyone else. I have been trying to watch it on demand and the cable company only puts out a couple episodes at a time and I am only on season 2 and have missed some episodes. Me me me!

PICK ME PICK ME!!! I should win because I am fucking AWESOME AMBER dude!! That, and I have been wanting the Sopranos box set for like….EVER.

I want to win so badly that I will compose a haiku just for this occasion.

Why should Amber win
this totally awesome set?
Because I said so.

And my word is god
in these parts. And why you ask?
Because I said so.

Okay, so those are not my BEST works, but shit….it's okay for on the fly, right?

Best haiku I have ever written though? Well, feast your eyes on this:

My cat licks her butt
I know this yet I will still
Kiss her in the face.

Okay, peas out brotha.

I wasn't going to enter this because I have never even SEEN any of these shows. But then it dawned on me that a good friend of mine DOES watch that vampire show, and it'd make killer xmas presents. Because I am poor white trash and am not about gifting free shit I got from someone else's free shit. Economics, baby.

Plus I should just win because I am the epitome of an ass kickin' and beer drinkin' badass – and I don't smell (too) funny – and I make fun of Bar Whores and Internet Jackwagons – and Nomi Malone thinks my blog is better than a ten inch dick – and…

Should I keep going?

Ok, I'm going to give this a try. Reason 1: this is the first comment I have left on a blog. Reason 2: I follow your blog and thoroughly enjoy it. Reason 3: I was left at the altar two months ago. Yes, I am pulling the pity card but I figure I can only get away with this excuse for a limited time so I am going to use it while I can .

However, Oilfield Trash: I would willingly lose to you, I agree with the other ladies, you may need it more than me .

I should win because, even though I read several blogs yours is the first I actually 'followed' and am hoping I did it right, also I would so loooooove to have the complete set of the Sopranos!!

Daddy, I want it, and I want it NNNNOOOOOWWWWW … Waaaahhhh … Please give me the Sopranos box set.

Fuck, all right, I'll bow to peer pressure. Give it to Oilfield, to replace his missing bj's. Seems like a poor trade, but okay.

PMT
http://thisthattheotherone.blogspot.com

I shouldn't win because I initially read this post when the last comment was OilfieldTrash "Hmm I should win because I honestly can't remember the last time I had a bj." And I SWEAR I posted "I should win because I'm married and I still give bjs."
But I didn't, so don't deserve to win.

The other day when I lit up my hookah the smoke coming from the bowl swirled into the air and spelled out win. I am not sure but I think that means something. Although I could have read it backwards and it might have spelled out niw.