First off a note on my last post. For those that didn’t figure out who Wire Weiner and Space Face are – it’s Comcast and DirecTV. Whether it’s Comcast or some other cable company, it sounds like most of you dislike them – good for you. They suck.
Now onto something much more important.. and timely. I absolutely freakin’ love Halloween. Something about getting dressed up in a costume has always been awesome to me… maybe I just never outgrew the whole trick or treating thing. I have had much, MUCH more fun at parties, bars or hanging out with friends around Halloween then I ever had on New Years Eve. Speaking of which, that may be a post for another day: How incredibly overrated New Years is.. now that is a stupid holiday. But putting on a costume and pretending you are someone else for a night is awesome. Do our lives suck that much?
I am going to give you all a glimpse of the Simple Dude. Not just sharing some stupid personal shit, but an actual legit photo of me. I know this is an anonymous blog, not using my real name or any pics of myself. For those of you curious, that profile picture I use is a tray of Cheese Curds. A real grease filled delicacy here in the upper Midwest. Smart Ass Sara
know what I am talking about. I know what you are thinking: Simple Dude doesn’t want to put his picture on his blog. Thats fine, but why the hell does he subject us to a pic of deep fried artery clogging greezy cheese??? Cause that’s how I roll.
But back to me. This was my Halloween costume from two years ago. I’m a hippie. By the looks of this picture a very drunk hippie. This costume involved a bunch of accessories that may or may not have been lost by the time this photo was taken. No that’s not my real hair, believe it or not. Mine is a little longer. And lime green.
Yeah I know it’s really shitty quality. It was a low res picture, taken by a drunk friend of mine on his crappy phone. But it’s all I have of that particular costume. That pic makes me look fat – which I probably was. I have lost about 20 pounds in the last year as I turn my body into a rock hard temple. Stop giggling. Seriously.
I can’t post a picture of the costume I wore last year because it stayed in the closet unused. Three days before Halloween last year I started getting sick… long story short, it ended up being H1N1… yep, the fuckin’ swine flu. I have never felt so shitty in my life and wouldn’t wish that on ANYONE. I was laid up for about 5 days without leaving the house. So the costume I intended to wear has been sitting in the back of my closet for a year and will get brought out this weekend: a full body penguin suit! Haha! I think it will be hilarious. If it’s as funny as I think it will be i’ll post pictures next week!
Hope you all have a great weekend and scare up some fun! Ok, that was lame.
Don’t forget to enter my drawing for FREE STUFF. I’ll be choosing a winner Monday night.