Posted by Simple Dude | Posted in Uncategorized | Posted on 25-09-2010
I won something! The Empress at The Ranter’s Box found my blog worthy enough to give a Bloody Brilliant Blog award. Or maybe she was throwing darts at a Blogger board and I got lucky. Either way it is my first award and I am very honored! She awarded some other great sites too, so check out her blog post if you want some more reading material.
I have seen a lot of posts from people who won awards from other bloggers and they are generally grateful, honored and humbled. Sometimes they pretend they won an Oscar and give a little speech. This is all good, but not really my style. I’m more of a “I fucking deserved this” smart-ass kind of Dude so lets try a different approach.
It’s about time I got something like this. I am better than most of the fly by night bloggers out there… and no, the fact that my blog is less than 2 months old does NOT qualify it as fly by night. At least not yet. I have been waiting for this award for the last 42 days, give or take an hour. It’s kind of bullshit that I had to wait so long, since patience is no virtue of mine. But now that I have it…. guess what? YOU DON’T. Ha Ha, SUCK IT you silly little Empress Award-less Bloggers! Maybe someday you’ll be able to sit at the same table as me but until then just stay there and cry in your Franken Berries (or Boo Berries if you prefer) while I eat poached eggs with a diamond studded fork.
(end smart ass tone)
Big night for the Simple Dude. It’s my High School reunion… and it’s making me feel fucking old. It will be fun, but i’ll probably get a little loopy and start bragging about my Bloody Brilliant Blog award at which point I’ll get those “He’s gone shit-ass crazy” looks and I’ll end up sitting in a corner mumbling about the Morons next door.
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